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* Rep. Mike Zalewski (D-Riverside) gave himself a “co-hawk” (get it?) haircut to raise money to help local servers and waitstaff who lost their jobs. You can find out how to contribute by clicking here. This is a photo he sent me…
Um.
* The Question: Caption?
posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 2:31 pm
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Just a smidge off the sides, keep the length on the top..
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 3:57 pm
Jonathan Van Ness was right!
(Background: Back in March, Jonathan Van Ness told Jimmy Fallon that the most important piece of advice for people wanting to cut their own hair is ‘just to not do it.’
Comment by Pot calling kettle Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 3:58 pm
For an extra $10, I’ll do a mulvid.
He wears the mohawk well. But what is that tuft of hair on his right shoulder? Is that a rat-tail? I will donate extra for a rat-tail.
Comment by City Zen Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 3:58 pm
“No, I didn’t lose a bet… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 3:59 pm
Cut his product usage by 50%
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:00 pm
My second fundraiser is for me to shave the rest off.
Comment by Simply Sayin' Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:00 pm
To quote Al Czervik
“It looks good on you though”
Comment by Donnie Egin Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:01 pm
“I’ve never even met Jeff Tobolski, does that look like me in the picture?”
Comment by Excitable Boy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:05 pm
I pity the fool who doesn’t stay at home.
Comment by Grandson of Man Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:06 pm
His street name is Lil Shaver….
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:09 pm
I thought it one of those computer-aged photographs of a kid who went missing in the 80s after running away to join a heavy metal band.
Comment by Earnest Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:11 pm
Riverside Is Lit (banned punctuation)
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:12 pm
I hope his audition for “Menagerie of Chuckleheads” goes well. He plays a mean bass guitar.
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:13 pm
The gray, ironically, is the natural part
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:19 pm
He lost 3 hat sizes…
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:22 pm
The new “bowl cut” for COVID; I say we name it the Lightfoot
Comment by unclesam Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:25 pm
That updated ID picture is going to be a hoot.
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:25 pm
Who’s gonna do the mullet?
Comment by Desperately Seeking Session Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:26 pm
And the ICC was powerless to stop it…
Comment by LizPhairTax Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:38 pm
It’s not the hair that’s shocking it’s the hoodie. I will swallow my disdain and give some for the Zipper - or was it Gipper - the Zucker brothers took control of my brain in college.
Comment by Proud Sucker Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:40 pm
Misinterpreted a constituent’s request that he take a 50% “cut”.
Comment by Boomerang Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:42 pm
We wanted to look like his Nintendo Mii, circa 2007…
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:42 pm
Hey, Governor. Want to borrow my flowbee?
Comment by SouthSide Markie Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:42 pm
It’s Kuch from the movie Vision Quest
Comment by Michelle Flaherty Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:43 pm
It’s called a “Tad” Lincoln…
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:44 pm
=== It’s Kuch from the movie Vision Quest===
Six months from now he’ll be in the … Navy.
“Caption?”
The goal is to grow the top really-reall long, part it in the dole and fall over the sides.
It’s a reverse comb-over.
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:46 pm
Did you pay full price for half a hair cut?
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:52 pm
Ugh…
The goal is to grow the top really-reall long, part it in the middle and have it fall over the sides.
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:52 pm
If you are going to have a cohawk, may as well get the gel out and spike it.
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 4:55 pm
Business in the front…Party in the back.
Comment by Jocko Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:03 pm
Looking good Billy Ray
Comment by Melido Perez Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:03 pm
What’s your choice of pomade?
I’m a Dapper Dan man.
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:07 pm
It’s not a full “Florida Man”…
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:18 pm
Dude, sup bro?
Comment by Waffle Fries Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:19 pm
The Golden Domers called, they want the sweatshirt back.
Comment by Lt Guv Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:22 pm
“Our last contestant likes to practice UFC moves off the garage, collects catalytic converters to make lamps, and only wears clothes that have his initials on them, a Waffle House cook from Seaweed Beach Florida, welcome Nicky Doogins… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:24 pm
I’d give $5 to be in the room the first time his female relatives see this. (I would imagine his poor mother and wife are both having heart attacks over this.)
:-0
Comment by Lynn S. Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:41 pm
What does someone need to pay to get this dyed, either as an ombre or in stripes?
No fun to dye it all just one color…
Comment by Lynn S. Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:43 pm
How long after the picture was posted was the cohawk shaved off? A matter of minutes?
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:43 pm
Looks like someone didn’t get the full St. Baldrick’s day treatment.
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 5:46 pm
The guy who never returned my email question.
Comment by Southwest Sider Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 6:19 pm
Should Z eventually tire of legislative service and lawyering, he clearly has a future in hair styling. I sense a trend coming…
Comment by anon Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 6:20 pm
To be honest, I wanted to look like my Fortnite character…
Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 6:20 pm
Re-enacting fraternity pledge picture for 25th reunion.
Comment by Huh? Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 6:53 pm
(Came home this way late last night and made this up off the top of his head)
Comment by 37B Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 8:17 pm
That’s gonna leave a mark.
Comment by Anonymous Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 8:23 pm
Well I got some time lately and after several Alpha Kings and a Zombie Dust it seemed like a cool idea.
Comment by zatoichi Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 8:51 pm
He’s a class guy with a great future. Good move for good cause
Comment by Drake mallard Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 9:17 pm
no offense dude, but damn.
Comment by Bruce (no not him) Tuesday, Apr 14, 20 @ 9:20 pm