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* Sun-Times: “Gov. J.B. Pritzker listens as researchers explain their work in one of the University of Chicago quantum engineering laboratories last month”…

* The Question: Caption?

posted by Rich Miller
Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:19 pm

Comments

  1. “The futures so bright,.. I gotta wear shades”.

    Comment by anotheretiree Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:23 pm

  2. In honor of Roy Orbison’s birthday, Governor Pritzker is wearing the singer’s signature sunglasses

    Comment by Mamacita Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:25 pm

  3. Man, a guy can feel over-dressed around here. At least I look good in the shades.

    Comment by cermak_rd Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:30 pm

  4. Have a toke governor. It helps with the understanding of quantum engineering. Oh, and it also helps if you wear these…

    Comment by Cubs in '16 Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:30 pm

  5. Quantum Brothers

    Comment by Amalia Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:31 pm

  6. We’re on a mission from Einstein

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:32 pm

  7. Deal with it

    Comment by danray Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:34 pm

  8. He’s running

    Comment by Sterling Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:34 pm

  9. Governor Pritzker gets sidetracked by a frat party on his way to the quantum engineering lab.

    Comment by Cubs in '16 Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:36 pm

  10. “Jake, Elwood & the Secret Service - Live Tonight at the Palace Hotel Ballroom “

    Comment by Red Ketcher Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:36 pm

  11. Men in Black III

    Comment by H-W Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:39 pm

  12. Pritzker: “So I guess you could say you’re all taking a ‘Quantum Leap’ in this lab.”

    *giggles and snickers*

    Comment by Cubs in '16 Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:43 pm

  13. We’re in Chicago, we have a full-bodied Governor, half a packet of cigarettes, we’re nerds and we’re wearing sunglasses… HIT IT.

    Comment by AlfondoGonz Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:45 pm

  14. We wear these cool dark glasses so us nerds can walk around campus without getting shoved into a locker by the jocks.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:46 pm

  15. “When this thing hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious ****.”

    Comment by The Truth Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:46 pm

  16. When you combine AI with quantum computing, it is so far out there that it’s in front of the cutting edge.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:48 pm

  17. Remember Kyle, skynet is genisys.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:49 pm

  18. The Schmooze Brothers

    Comment by TinyDancer(FKASue) Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:51 pm

  19. The moment when Dark JayBob emerged.

    Comment by Rich Miller Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:51 pm

  20. The reboot of “They Live” without Rowdy Roddy Piper really took a political twist…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 12:54 pm

  21. Mohammad, Jugdish, Sidney, and Clayton

    Comment by Jocko Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 1:00 pm

  22. The Lab offered two choices for protective eyewear.

    Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses

    Comment by OneMan Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 1:01 pm

  23. Hulu reboot of Big Bang Theory looks … interesting

    Comment by Michelle Flaherty Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 1:03 pm

  24. Where we’re going, we don’t need roads…

    Comment by Trap Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 1:05 pm

  25. Bill and Ted, and JB’s Excellent Adventure.

    Comment by Mac Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 1:06 pm

  26. Illinois Governor JB Pritzker’s first appearance in an ad he didn’t pay for: Oakley’s “2023 fashion-forward collection” spread in Scientific American.

    Comment by Livco Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 1:11 pm

  27. The sun never sets on cool, gentlemen.

    Comment by Captain Obvious Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 1:14 pm

  28. What do you think of Homer Simpson’s theory of a doughnut-shaped universe?

    Comment by City Zen Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 1:16 pm

  29. “Sorry, usually the Wild Stallions aren’t this late.”

    Comment by Candy Dogood Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 1:24 pm

  30. JB Pritzker and the engineers lookin’ good.

    Darren Bailey and the University of Chicago would never appear in the same sentence.

    Comment by Rudy’s teeth Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 1:30 pm

  31. The key to this plan is the giant “laser.” It was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist Dr. Parsons. Therefore, we shall call it the Alan Parsons Project.

    Comment by Steve Rogers Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 1:32 pm

  32. We got these xray glasses from Ron Popeil’s nfomercial on the HSN.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 1:39 pm

  33. Not Pictured: Jewish Space Lasers.

    Comment by Tear One Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 1:52 pm

  34. Activate the neurolyser

    Comment by We’ll See Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 1:54 pm

  35. “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”

    Comment by thunderspirit Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 2:05 pm

  36. JB - I have no idea what these guys are talking about, they lost me at hello, so I gonna just stand here wearing these dark glasses that are too dark to see through, and pretend I understand any of the words they are saying.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 2:26 pm

  37. We’re gonna fire up the laser that will pop beetle’s corn.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 2:28 pm

  38. Watching the Trinity Test

    Comment by Google Is Your Friend Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 2:31 pm

  39. Fix the cigarette lighter.

    Comment by Agora Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 2:32 pm

  40. No, we’re extras for “Oppenheimer”

    Comment by pipersls Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 2:35 pm

  41. Too much Oppenheimer. Where’s Barbie?

    Comment by Bigtwich Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 2:37 pm

  42. “80’s Pop Band DEVO Announces Reunion Tour”

    Comment by SpiDem Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 2:38 pm

  43. Do you want to tell him or should I tell they he’s being punked into wearing those glasses that are going to give him racoon eyes.

    Comment by Huh? Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 2:47 pm

  44. The House would be the wave, the Governor the particle. Dang, forgot about the Senate again. The only thing left is the slit.

    Comment by Earnest Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 2:48 pm

  45. The Governor tours the set of CSI: Naperville.

    Comment by Pot calling kettle Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 2:54 pm

  46. In Illinois, we are more Fermi than Oppenheimer.

    Comment by northsider (the original) Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 4:17 pm

  47. JB: “I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can…”
    Scientists: “Uh, Governor, it’s daytime.”

    Comment by thisjustinagain Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 4:40 pm

  48. “It’s 455 days to election day. We’ve got $3.6B in the bank, half of Congress, we’re inside, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it.”

    Comment by Ruth Dakin Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 4:40 pm

  49. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum.

    Comment by Anonymous Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 4:54 pm

  50. I just want to thank Chris Rock for this opportunity

    Comment by Kayak Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 5:10 pm

  51. “You don’t have any cooler glasses for guests who have their name on the building?”

    Comment by harp5339 Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 5:15 pm

  52. We just work here. He owns the place.

    Comment by 37B Monday, Aug 7, 23 @ 5:41 pm

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