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* From Daniella Mazzio

posted by Rich Miller
Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:07 pm

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  1. Sgt. Johnson’s Union Clubs Band

    Comment by twowaystreet Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:12 pm

  2. “Welp, we hope that you enjoyed the show”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:12 pm

  3. Johnson & Chuy’s reunion tour

    Comment by twowaystreet Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:13 pm

  4. “Farewell Tour”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:14 pm

  5. Where’s Waldo? Chicago progressives edition

    Comment by twowaystreet Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:16 pm

  6. Johnson and all his voters pose for a selfie.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:17 pm

  7. Responding to Vallas’ Blue Meanies ad.

    Comment by Keyrock Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:18 pm

  8. I get by with a little help from my friends.

    Comment by Big Rocker Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:18 pm

  9. After Mayor Johnson defunded Sgt. Pepper, there wasn’t enough money left for uniforms for everyone.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:19 pm

  10. Ah, look at all the lonely people
    Ah, look at all the lonely people

    Commissioner Johnson picks up the nods of the folks where progressives have been
    It’s like a dream
    Waits at the window, wearing the face that he keeps for TV by the door
    Who is it for?

    All the lonely people
    Where do those votes come from?
    All the lonely people
    Where do those votes belong?

    Senator Sanders writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear
    No one comes near
    Look at him working, darning his socks in the night when there’s nobody there
    What does he care?

    All the lonely people
    Where do those vote come from?
    All the lonely people
    Where do those votes belong?

    Ah, look at all the lonely people
    Ah, look at all the lonely people

    Commissioner Johnson knocks on the doors and prepares his mayoral appeal
    Somebody cares
    Commissioner Johnson wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the stoop
    No one was duped

    All the lonely people
    (Ah, look at all the lonely people)
    Where do those votes come from?
    All the lonely people
    (Ah, look at all the lonely people)
    Where do those votes belong?

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:21 pm

  11. At least they didn’t make Brandon Johnson Ringo.

    Comment by Three Dimensional Checkers Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:21 pm

  12. To Johnson’s chagrin, he was never able to obtain the crucial endorsement of Oscar Miller.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:22 pm

  13. Sgt. Johnson’s Lonely Echo Chamber

    Comment by NIU Grad Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:23 pm

  14. After the photo shoot, Senator Sanders invites the whole group to free soup, paid for by the taxpayers, of course.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:25 pm

  15. I buried Paul. (Politically)

    Comment by northsider (the original) Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:26 pm

  16. He gets ‘bye’ with a little help from his (out-of-state) friends.

    Comment by Jocko Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:27 pm

  17. (Not present for photo: Phil Donahue and Timothy Leary.)

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:27 pm

  18. Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
    Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

    Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:29 pm

  19. “I used to get mad at my school”

    Comment by Rich Miller Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:32 pm

  20. Caution: May contain subliminal messages if played backwards

    Comment by Stuck in Celliniland Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 1:36 pm

  21. “If you play the last track backward, it says ‘Paul’s a Republican, miss him, miss him.’”

    Comment by Benjamin Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 2:00 pm

  22. It was many years ago today.
    Mayor Daley taught the band to play.
    And they’d all be playing still,
    If Lightfoot hadn’t made them chill.
    So may I introduce to you:
    The end of civilization as we knew it.

    Comment by TinyDancer(FKASue) Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 2:18 pm

  23. Chat GPI prompt: make Chicago liberals look as cool as the Beatles

    Comment by Franklin Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 2:18 pm

  24. … and then the band broke up, never to unite again

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 2:30 pm

  25. Does that make Vallas The Rolling Stones?

    Hmm. Now it’s getting interesting

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 2:35 pm

  26. The Progressive Invasion

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 2:38 pm

  27. “WXRT, Chicago”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 2:45 pm

  28. And in the end, the votes you take, are equal to the spots you make.

    Comment by Give Us Barabbas Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 3:23 pm

  29. Brandon trying to appeal to the over 60 demographic?

    Comment by 47th Ward Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 4:05 pm

  30. ==Does that make Vallas The Rolling Stones?

    Nah. Gerry and the Pacemakers

    Comment by Chicago J Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 4:06 pm

  31. Lightfoot: I knew The Who was a bad band choice for a politician(bp)

    Comment by Lurker Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 5:04 pm

  32. Remember, multi tracking means you can’t reproduce it live.

    Comment by Amalia Tuesday, Apr 4, 23 @ 7:12 pm

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