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* Proco Joe Moreno 1st Ward campaign mailer…

Now, zoom in…

Oops.

I’ll start: “Proco promises to fund The Purge.”

Your turn.

posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:40 pm

Comments

  1. Don’t drink and type.

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:42 pm

  2. His girlfriend stole his keyboard.

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:42 pm

  3. “Don’t worry, after it’s funded, I’ll just blame my girlfriend for it.”

    Comment by Roadrager Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:44 pm

  4. Vanessa Williams sang it best. “just when I thought our chance had passed, you go and save the best for last”

    Comment by CentralILCentrist Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:45 pm

  5. That ain’t Mister Rogers Neighborhood.

    Comment by Stuck in Celliniland Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:47 pm

  6. “That pee-pee break could have waited until after you typed two words that both begin with P.” (Prevention Programs).

    Comment by Stuck in Celliniland Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:50 pm

  7. It was even worse than
    Fully Fund Flooding
    More money for snow plow removal

    Comment by OneMan Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:50 pm

  8. He”s running to give the same attention to the well-being of his ward that he did when he held the office.

    Comment by Keyrock Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:53 pm

  9. An ar-15 in every pot.
    How can we have the best community violence with inferior weapons?

    Comment by Bruce( no not him) Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:53 pm

  10. Will Proco Joe promote a free weapon distribution program?

    Comment by Dotnonymous Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 12:55 pm

  11. Put CV on your CV

    Comment by Amalia Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:00 pm

  12. Honesty is the best policy

    Comment by DuPage Saint Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:01 pm

  13. Yikes. Fully fund Community Violence.

    Details, Mr. Moreno. Proofread, Mr. Moreno.

    Comment by Rudy’s teeth Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:05 pm

  14. Pick up your clubs, nunchuks, bats, hammers, knives, and guns at any of Proco Joe’s campaign headquarters.

    Comment by Steve Rogers Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:06 pm

  15. “I am a crook”

    -Richard Nixon without a proofreader

    Comment by Jibba Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:14 pm

  16. As the first Mayor Daley once said: “The police are not here to create disorder, they’re here to preserve disorder.”

    Comment by slow down Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:16 pm

  17. “I will re-name the ward King’s Landing.”

    Comment by Montrose Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:26 pm

  18. In his defense, he ties in nicely with his new campaign slogan that will go out later this week.

    “Run for your lives, I’m back”

    Comment by twowaystreet Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:27 pm

  19. Proco Joe stands firmly against domestic violence. However…

    Comment by Cubs in '16 Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:28 pm

  20. That’s a spelling error. He meant “Community Violins.”

    Comment by Lefty Lefty Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:39 pm

  21. Don’t think community violence needs any funding.

    Comment by Huh? Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:45 pm

  22. If you can’t beat them, fully fund them.

    Comment by rtov Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 1:51 pm

  23. Alderman promises way more interesting community-based-budgeting sessions if elected.

    Comment by ZC Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:00 pm

  24. No one likes cheap violence, always fully fund it.

    Don’t go for retail violence, shop local, community violence

    It takes a village to make community violence, fund it.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:03 pm

  25. Don’t argue with him. He has a badge.

    Comment by DHS Drone Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:06 pm

  26. Keep violence alive?

    Comment by Dotnonymous Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:07 pm

  27. Why should petty criminals have all the fun?

    Comment by Jocko Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:11 pm

  28. America: Land of opportunity.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:12 pm

  29. Because inflation has hit the price of bullets, too.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:13 pm

  30. Proco Joe: “I’m so proud of my new mailer. I did it all with chapgpt.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:14 pm

  31. A very different kind of guaranteed income program.

    Comment by Amalia Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:17 pm

  32. “I’ve had it up to HERE with snowflakes who only want to half-fund things.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:29 pm

  33. “Joe Moreno embraces his own criminal history in flyer and asks for your support to fully fund the violence. Please donate at ViolenceIsCool.org or your local penitentiary.”

    Comment by Lurker Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:34 pm

  34. Must be using the same firm from the UK that did the slogan “We Plan to Cut Homeless People In Half by 2025″

    Comment by Mr. Morris Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 2:46 pm

  35. D’oh

    Comment by Huh? Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 3:07 pm

  36. Going hard in the paint for that progressive vote

    Comment by Boone's is Back Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 4:24 pm

  37. ChatGPT hasn’t figured out all the kinks in natural language yet.

    Comment by Three Dimensional Checkers Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 5:14 pm

  38. Happy days are here again

    Comment by Rabid Thursday, Feb 9, 23 @ 7:48 pm

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