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* Photo from today’s Darren Bailey statewide bus tour…
* The Question: Caption?
posted by Rich Miller
Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:32 pm
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Jokers to the right…wait, why is there no one to my right?
Comment by AC Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:38 pm
36% said white people? I don’t know, but that’s gotta be good for me.
Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:39 pm
“We’re gonna clean up Springfield, but first we need a clean up in Aisle 3 by the bird seed..”
Comment by Ron Burgundy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:39 pm
“You know who my voters are…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:41 pm
If you think my look is 1960s Alabama, it’s intentional.
Comment by Baloneymous Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:42 pm
I am here to announce that farm and fleet will finally be selling manssiere’s in aisle six.
Comment by JS Mill Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:42 pm
“I know what I said about Chicago. Old, angry, white, rural folks agree, and that’s all that matters to me”
Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:43 pm
“A vote for Irvin is a vote for Pritzker.”
Comment by Nick Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:45 pm
Bailey- “yes, the only way I can lose this election is if it is stolen from me.”
“If that doesn’t get me the Trump endorsement nothing will.”
Comment by JS Mill Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:46 pm
“I’m getting second billing to Miller (no relation)? Need to up my crazy game.”
Comment by Ron Burgundy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:46 pm
We are here to ensure that the GOP remains in the super small minority caucus in Springfield.
Comment by Hope Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:47 pm
“Yes, it’s fair to say the ILGOP will likely never be the same after July 1st”
Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:47 pm
No, not that Miller. No relation.
Comment by Keyrock Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:47 pm
I need a price check on paper towels.
Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:47 pm
Please, friends, don’t squeeze the Charmin.
Comment by Rich Miller Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:48 pm
“Trussell? Trussell who?”
Comment by Ron Burgundy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:48 pm
Waste of money by all for ads . Consultants like the gig but in the end the Dems win easy , this is Illinois
Comment by Hank Sauer Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:49 pm
“Insurrection, Out-Surrection, I want voters who believe in the resurrection… my tent revivals in all 102 counties will show that…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:49 pm
“Sign makers who only use blue and red ink are our nation’s backbone.”
Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:50 pm
“Cleanup on aisle 8”
“Tell then we are in aisle eight”
Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:50 pm
“Oh. Hey. Everyone, it’s Jim Durkin. Hey Jim”
Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:52 pm
Crazy and Crazier
Comment by Norseman Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:53 pm
“I’m taking questions here, paper towers and toilet paper, Mary Miller is in the linen and sheets sections to take your questions there”
Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:54 pm
Got any red hoses? All I see are these blue ones…
Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:55 pm
I’m not sure what you mean about working across the aisle, but I’m standing right in the dang middle of it and I bet you liberal reporters won’t give me any credit for it.
Comment by 47th Ward Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 2:57 pm
“Mary Miller will be here shortly, she’s buying some tiki torches right now…”
Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:00 pm
“If I am elected governor it will be historic, I will be the first non-English speaker elected governor in Illinois.”
Comment by JS Mill Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:01 pm
Quite a step down from the ambiance at the Palmer House…eh, Darren.
Comment by Rudy’s teeth Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:02 pm
“That’ll be a job, when I win, for my ambassador to Chicago to handle”
Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:04 pm
After four governors in a row from Chicago, it’s time for a good old downstater to fix what’s broke.
Comment by anon2 Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:06 pm
While I’m here, can i get some bolts and nuts?
What do you mean, all the nuts came in with me?
Comment by Bruce( no not him) Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:07 pm
Come to the Farm & Fleet for your hayseed and manure needs.
Comment by PublicServant Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:10 pm
Bailey seen asking, “What aisle are the flamethower refill canisters in?”
Comment by DEE Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:10 pm
Lonesome Rhodes can’t find the Cracker Barrel so this will do.
Comment by btowntruth from forgottonia Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:14 pm
From 0:07 to 0:21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zzCQLyNnIg
Comment by btowntruth from forgottonia Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:18 pm
“This ice cream cone in front of my face might not taste good, but it sure makes my voice sound loud.”
Comment by Former Downstater Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:19 pm
“Hey ya’ll, the horsey stuff that stops COVID is in aisle 4.”
Comment by Former Downstater Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:20 pm
“I’m also proud to have the endorsement of each and every phony Dan Proft, Brian Timpone newspaper. That’s big”
Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:21 pm
“You got any of those little pine tree air fresheners? It’s hot and the bus is getting a little ripe.”
Comment by Ron Burgundy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 3:52 pm
Part of me wants to call that store Bailey-mart!
Comment by Levois J Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:02 pm
Who is paying for those joint Miller/Bailey yard signs? Hopefully they are following campaign finance laws.
Comment by CubsFan16 Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:08 pm
“You’re welcome J.B…I just saved you about $50 million in advertising that you’re not going to need to spend now come July.”
Comment by Just a guy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:11 pm
“… and that is why I love corn AND soybeans.”
Comment by rtov Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:22 pm
I am aware a google engineer was suspended for saying I was sentient, but I am here to say he is wrong
Comment by Vote Quimby Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:23 pm
“Oh look, they carry the same brand of N95s we use at our COVID safe farm, I should grab a couple boxes of them while I’m here.”
Comment by AC Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:26 pm
“I’m the only Republican candidate who’s level-headed. Just put a level on my crewcut and you’ll find I’m right on the bubble.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:29 pm
“Here come old flat top
He come grooving up slowly
He got joo joo eyeball
He one holy roller”
Comment by Dotnonymous Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:38 pm
“Are there any questions that aren’t about whether Hitler was right? Anyone?”
– MrJM
Comment by MisterJayEm Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:43 pm
- rtov - Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:22 pm:
“… and that is why I love corn AND soybeans.”
considering both are in virtually every food you eat you should too. But you are from the City so you make fun of the folks that actually feed the world.
Comment by prairiedog Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:53 pm
Clean up in aisle 4
Comment by NorthsideNoMore Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 4:59 pm
“Define Critical Race Theory? Umm…that would be…make sure your pit crew has plenty of gas on hand.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:00 pm
This is literally the only instance where I would prefer the “Miller” be Dennis, rather than the Husband & Wife Insurrection Team
Comment by Commissar Gritty Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:02 pm
“I have in my possession a faded photograph of a 9 year-old Richard Irvin in a Paul Simon Halloween costume.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:05 pm
===so you make fun of the folks===
Your victimhood is tiresome.
Comment by Rich Miller Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:06 pm
“As for who TP’ed my bus last night, a certain group of fellas down at the grain elevator are high on my suspect list.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:07 pm
“Well, yes, of course he IS deceased, but if he wasn’t, Junior Sample would have made a great Lt. governor.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:09 pm
Babylon Bee Admits Darren Bailey Inspired Pregnant Ken Doll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sglMO4-paHE
Comment by Steve Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:12 pm
“Sir, I am proud to say I’m so conservative, I make J.Edgar Hoover look like a pinko.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:13 pm
“Have I watched any of the Jan. 6 hearings? No, the rabbit ears on my Philco can’t pick up those stations.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:15 pm
-the folks that actually feed the world-
Farming does deserve respect, but “feeding the world” is one thing and leading it is another.
Comment by Ron Burgundy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:16 pm
“Well, thanks for noticing. No, my pocket protector is out to the cleaners.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:18 pm
“I didn’t get an ‘Amen’ from this guy”
Comment by Oswego Willy Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:20 pm
To be honest, Bailey was a little disappointed when the bus pulled into the Four Seasons hardware store for this campaign event.
Comment by Henry Francis Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:27 pm
“Bailey shows one of many campaign signs soon to be donated to local recycling bins throughout Illinois”
Comment by thisjustinagain Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:27 pm
“Yes, it is true that I get mistaken for Michael Douglas in Falling Down quite often”.
Comment by Stones Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:28 pm
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Comment by danray Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:33 pm
Okay, it is time to bury these campaigns once and for all….
“We are all Cardinals fans.”
Comment by Ducky LaMoore Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:45 pm
“I bought this shirt at Dollar General.”
Comment by Ducky LaMoore Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:52 pm
“Everyone thinks its cool to look like their dad’s high school senior picture.”
Comment by Ducky LaMoore Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 5:54 pm
== But you are from the City so you make fun of the folks that actually feed the world.==
I must’ve missed something.
Comment by Arsenal Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 6:00 pm
Blue light special on nuts, aisle 6.
Comment by Tulip96 Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 6:01 pm
“Can I get a few volunteers to push the bus to the nearest station with diesel? I guess we let it idle a bit too long in the parking lot. There’s a wholesome bottle of water for ya’ afterwards.”
Comment by Don't Bloc Me In Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 6:25 pm
=so you make fun of the folks that actually feed the world.=
Thanks to farm subsidies funded by my tax dollars.
“Yes ma’am, I can help put that bag of bird seed in the back of your buick.”
Comment by JS Mill Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 6:44 pm
Today is from Ecclesiastes Chapter one:
I the Preacher was king over Israel in Jerusalem. And I gave my heart to seek and to search out by wisdom concerning all things that are done under heaven: this sore travail hath God given to the sons of man to be exercised therewith. I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and behold all is vanity and vexation of spirit. That which is crooked cannot be made straight: and that which is wanting cannot be numbered.
I’m sorry, that was too long? Vote for me. Ok, what’s the next county?
Comment by Lyrker Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 6:53 pm
“But you are from the City so you make fun of the folks that actually feed the world.”
And apparently you are from a vineyard because you brought enough whine for everybody.
– MrJM
Comment by MisterJayEm Monday, Jun 13, 22 @ 11:55 pm