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* From our favorite attorney general candidate…

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:38 am

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  1. When 52 looks older than 77

    Comment by Baloneymous Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:39 am

  2. At least they’re not in swim attire.

    Comment by Anonymous Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:40 am

  3. “Let’s go get our hair dyed”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:42 am

  4. Rudy if you’re in the market for a good attorney, lemme know.

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:45 am

  5. ” Disgraced and Soon to Be Disgraced “

    Comment by Red Ketcher Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:46 am

  6. Given Giuliani’s suspect legal work in recent years, one could argue that just meeting with him and taking any legal advice from him could be considered professional misconduct, possibly subject to ARDC jurisdiction…

    Comment by Suburbanon Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:47 am

  7. The charlatan and the cartoon.

    Comment by Norseman Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:48 am

  8. He “saw” Trump, and Trump “acknowledged” him. In the latter photo, Trump is across the room at a table talking to another person. So I will venture a guess Trump looked up, DeVore waved, and Trump smiled. Not so much an acknowledgement, but what the heck. If grifting gets you three-quarters of a million dollars from naive Illinoisans (who got nothing in return except a week early without masks), why not take your family to Disneyworld, dis- it, and then go to dinner at Trump’s Restaurant? What a doofus.

    Comment by H-W Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:48 am

  9. A disgraced attorney desperate for attention…and Rudy Guiliani.

    Comment by Jocko Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:48 am

  10. Tom, if you lose your election, I got some tips on how to file scam, I mean, frivolous lawsuits to challenge the voting process.

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:49 am

  11. Apologies to Jimmy B…
    Plannin’ my sponge take
    Watchin’ the sun bake
    This guy next to me covered with oil
    Scammin’ the right wing on my campaign swing
    Smell those fat checks
    They’re beginnin’ to make Irvin recoil

    Griftin’ away again in Margaritaville
    Searchin’ for a rainmaker loaded with cash
    Some people claim that there’s a pandemic to blame
    But I know it’s just a rash

    Don’t know the reason
    Think I’ll stay here all season
    With more to show than this brand new tattoo
    Start a new tradition
    Get someone else to file my petition
    Collect legal fees from those who haven’t a clue

    Griftin’ away again in Margaritaville
    Searchin’ for a rainmaker loaded with cash
    Some people claim that there’s a pandemic to blame
    Now I think, - hell it could be a rash

    Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:49 am

  12. All they need is Tom Skilling and they’d be triplets.

    Comment by Big Dipper Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:50 am

  13. As to captions, “Thanks to the naiveté of a few hundred Illinoisans, I am not a one-term member of the Biggly Grifters PAC.”

    Comment by H-W Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:51 am

  14. So, is it really that easy to book the Four Seasons for press conferences?

    Comment by Bruce( no not him) Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:52 am

  15. “Hell is empty, and all the devils are [t]here.”

    William Shakespeare, The Tempest

    Comment by Anyone Remember Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:52 am

  16. Dumb and dumber

    Comment by Left of what Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:55 am

  17. Rudy got his teeth cleaned, finally.

    Comment by Al Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:57 am

  18. Welcome to this meeting of the Naples chapter of Grifters Anonymous. I’m Tom, and I’m a grifter…

    Comment by Captain Obvious Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:57 am

  19. Looks like Rudy has ditched his hair dye

    Comment by Buford Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 9:57 am

  20. Two peas in a pod.

    Comment by Keyrock Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:00 am

  21. He forgot to mention he met Mike Lindell!

    Comment by Old Timer Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:00 am

  22. Taking a break from the No Self-Awareness Anonymous Fan Club.

    Comment by Medvale School for the Gifted Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:01 am

  23. “You see Rudy, we both lose. The key is to make it look like you win before you lose.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:02 am

  24. Rudy is using PayPal for pictures like these, DeVore took note…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:02 am

  25. “Tom, watch out, Sacha Baron Cohen is around here somewhere”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:11 am

  26. My Pillow shoplifters

    Comment by Rabid Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:21 am

  27. Devore poses with another spokesmodel for his girlfriend’s hair care line.

    Comment by Henry Francis Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:24 am

  28. It only took $4,000 of that mask lawsuit slush fund to get this photo.

    Comment by Roadrager Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:28 am

  29. happiest place on earth

    Comment by Rabid Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:30 am

  30. When’s the picture with Proft coming?

    Comment by Long time Independent Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:30 am

  31. Rudy, glad I caught up with you. Wanted to know if my application to the International Association of Grifters and Cons has been approved.

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:30 am

  32. Rudy, I know you’re broke, but get your hand off my wallet.

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:37 am

  33. Demonstrating an acute understanding of Illinois politics, Attorney General candidate Thomas Devore poses with former Mayor Rudy Guiliani in an attempt to burnish his mainstream legitimacy.

    Comment by New Day Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:38 am

  34. Bosom buddies in the grift.

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:39 am

  35. “Rudy, I’m tellin’ ya, get your money upfront. That was your mistake”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:39 am

  36. Will it hurt support from his base for referring to Trump as “former President”?

    Comment by Retired and Still in Illinois Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:41 am

  37. Rudy Can’t (Not) Fail

    Comment by Big Dipper Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:41 am

  38. “Tom, I’ll take yon to the cult leader, but first, how many others are you bringing in? Always Be Recruiting”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:47 am

  39. Tweedle dee and dum

    https://www.zazzle.com/tweedle_dum_and_dee_disney_poster-228667297517908149

    Comment by Amurica Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:53 am

  40. Questionable law license meet questionable lawyer.

    Comment by Amalia Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 10:56 am

  41. He went straight from Mickey’s place to Goofy’s.

    Comment by Southern Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:14 am

  42. Griftin’ Goobers, Vol. I, new from Time-Life Books. Yours for just three easy payments…

    Comment by Northsider Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:26 am

  43. Meet the owners of Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

    Comment by Colin O'Scopy Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:27 am

  44. My usual reaction to humans smiling is not full body revulsion, but here we are.

    Comment by Mary Poppins Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:27 am

  45. “Danny Solis is not in this picture”.

    Comment by Steve Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:28 am

  46. RG: “I was once the most respected mayor in America, and now I’m posing with…you.”

    TD: “Thanks, Rudy, the honor’s all mine.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:44 am

  47. TD: “Rudy, that’s a great set of choppers you’ve got there.”

    RG: “Thanks, Tom. I’ll bet you didn’t know Farm & Fleet has a dental department.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:46 am

  48. RG: “I learned this phony smile in my first week at Trump University.”

    TD: “You went there too? I was president of my fraternity: Alpha Kappa Grifta.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:48 am

  49. Whack & Doodle

    Comment by Springfieldish Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:50 am

  50. RG: “Tom, who’s your haberdasher?”

    TD: “Looks like the same as yours: Baggy Suits ‘R Us.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:50 am

  51. ===Alpha Kappa Grifta===

    That made me laugh out loud, hilarious.

    “Caption?”

    “Now one without the tin foil hats… great”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:52 am

  52. “No, your the Grifter”
    “No your the Grifter”

    went on for hours

    Comment by SOIL M Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:52 am

  53. TD: “They told me I had to wear a red tie to get in here.:

    RG: “Was that before or after they invited you to the snipe hunt tonight?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 11:56 am

  54. RG: “I’m defending Mike Lindell in a big case.”

    TD: “Really? What’s that?”

    RG: “The state of Minnesota is suing him for impersonating their state bird.”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:00 pm

  55. Don’t you hate it when your head gets sunburned and your scalp peels? We better get into a cabana.

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:01 pm

  56. Rudy, I still have several cans of Ronco’s GLH-9 if you want some.

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:04 pm

  57. Hey Rudy I filed to withdraw my lawsuit against Governor Pritzker for calling me a Grifter. Well Tom you are a Grifter. Come on why all the frivolous lawsuits? How do you think I got here Tommy my boy. I know Rudy, I just need some more money.

    Comment by Club J Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:08 pm

  58. TD: “Rudy, I hear you’ve been called to testify before the Jan. 6 Committee.”

    RG: “Yeah, but I’m gonna plead the Fifth.”

    TD: “The Big Guy says only Mafia plead the Fifth.”

    RG: “How about going with me for moral support, Fredo–I mean Tom?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:09 pm

  59. The cult has a type…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:17 pm

  60. When your stunt double gets a leading role…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:19 pm

  61. Rudy and his replacement for election guru Sidney Powell.

    Comment by Oldtimer Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:25 pm

  62. RG: “I hear that Darren Bailey out in Illinois is a real up-and-comer.”

    TD: “Did you say comer or Gomer?”

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:42 pm

  63. Doctors decide conjoined twins cannot be separated because they share one Grift Gland between them.

    Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:45 pm

  64. “Just a coupla bros hangin’ at the pool in business attire”

    “Florida, man.”

    Comment by Harold Hill Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 12:50 pm

  65. Finalists for the Creepiest Man on Earth contest

    Comment by JS Mill Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:00 pm

  66. … “The Aristocratics”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:05 pm

  67. Rudy, we better get outta here, it’s starting to cloud up, lightning might strike …

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:13 pm

  68. Annual convention of wannabes, has-beens and trampian grifter sycophants.

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:15 pm

  69. Tom, did you get the PDH certificate for attending trump’s legal session for grifting, I mean fund raising issues?

    Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:17 pm

  70. Reading all the previous comments, perhaps this?

    TD: How I lost all credibility to even my base.

    Comment by H-W Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:31 pm

  71. This is the meet cute of the couple that went on to star in the modern day Green Acres.

    Comment by Henry Francis Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:32 pm

  72. Lou Lang looks terrible

    Comment by Siriusly Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:34 pm

  73. Two down on their luck malpractice lawyers take the sunshine state by storm and by any means possible. Watch “The Villages”, this fall on CBS.

    Comment by Aaa123 Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:47 pm

  74. Stuck On You

    Comment by SAP Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:55 pm

  75. Twins maybe not, brothers, oh yea

    Comment by Barrington Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 1:57 pm

  76. Hide your women & children. . . On 2nd thought, just hide.

    Comment by Lt Guv Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 2:34 pm

  77. Two strokes with big s-eating grins

    Comment by sal-says Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 2:54 pm

  78. I’d say this is a Grifter’s Anonymous meeting, but we all know who they are.

    Comment by thisjustinagain Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 3:09 pm

  79. Goodness, Rudy’s son grew up…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 3:11 pm

  80. “I’d rather hear about the time share scheme, thanks

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 3:14 pm

  81. Red Tie, Green Tie,
    Dumb Guy, Mean Guy.
    Grey Suit, Blue Suit,
    Frivolous Lawsuit.

    Comment by Dysfunction Junction Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 3:15 pm

  82. Lawyers everywhere see the value of a law degree diminish

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 3:15 pm

  83. - Dysfunction Junction -

    Very snappy, well done.

    “Caption?”

    When you make your law license a license to grift off the gullible

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 3:16 pm

  84. Thanks, OW. The trouble with Suess parodies is knowing when to stop. I’ll surely be trying to get these rhymes and this picture of Thing 1 & Thing 2 out of my head all weekend…

    Comment by Dysfunction Junction Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 3:19 pm

  85. - Dysfunction Junction -

    Seuss ear worms, I wish you well, whew.

    “Maybe they can find office space next to a currency exchange or a check cashing joint… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 18, 22 @ 3:23 pm

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