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* Republican attorney general candidate Tom DeVore said the quiet part out loud on his Facebook page last night…
posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:14 am
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Anyone want to summarize what he said for those of us who don’t want to suffer through 8 minutes of his live stream?
Comment by wildcat12 Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:22 am
“Wow, that’a my browser history?”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:25 am
I’m just a caveman…you’re world of testing, science and vaccines frightens and confuses me.
Comment by Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:25 am
“My crypto was worth more a week ago”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:25 am
“Look at all those PayPal transactions. Here I thought ambulance chasers had it easy”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:26 am
“Women should absolutely be forced to have their rapist’s baby as God intended.”
Comment by Candy Dogood Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:27 am
“Chicago bad. Science bad. 19th Century good.”
(Donate here.)
Comment by Keyrock Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:28 am
“Why did my screen suddenly go all gray?”
Comment by JoanP Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:28 am
“So I googled it… it’s called ‘round table-ing’… heck we can get enough signatures easy that way… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:28 am
“GoFundMe? Why didn’t I think of that?”
Comment by JoanP Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:29 am
“Man I can’t believe I put all that money from those Suckers in Gazprom Stock!”
Comment by Mason Born Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:30 am
Personifies today’s GOP to perfection, IMO.
Comment by Flyin' Elvis'-Utah Chapter Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:31 am
I’m the makeup artist for Night if the Living Dead. Oh, never mind. I see someone else did it already.
Comment by Lurker Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:31 am
“It’s called grifting, k? Don’t ask if I believe it, ask how much money it makes me”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:32 am
An area man is suspicious of the route Google Maps suggested for driving to Orlando.
Comment by OneMan Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:33 am
“Pritzker called me what? Huh? Does google know what that means?”
Comment by SaulGoodman Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:35 am
“If I’m gonna say all the quiet stuff out loud, lemme add that I ready don’t care if I beat Rauol, I really don’t care if I beat Kim, I do care that you’re not donating money or not paying for my legal services”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:35 am
Shilling/looking for clients in regards to Chicago police and firefighters opposed to vaccination mandates.
Comment by Nearly Normal Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:36 am
“This is my formal sweatshirt”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:37 am
“The lonesome friends of science say
The world will end most any day
Well, if it does, then that’s okay
‘Cause I don’t live here anyway”
Comment by NIU Grad Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:37 am
That look when you are an attorney general candidate and you decide to look up the date to file nominating petitions.
Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:37 am
“No, I am a big crypto fan, but you’re gonna pay me in cash”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:38 am
“Doesn’t my mom have a nice basement?”
Comment by Jibba Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:39 am
Why won’t my Truth Social account open??
Comment by Henry Francis Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:40 am
“Thanks to your generosity, I’m going to Disneyworld!”
Comment by Pot calling kettle Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:41 am
“No, ma’am, you pay me to lose cases, but lose them gracefully, to own the libs. You got what you paid for”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:41 am
Those 10 Big Macs I had at the Greenville McDonald’s for lunch, while dining indoors, is giving me indigestion.
Comment by NonAFSCMEStateEmployeeFromChatham Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:45 am
“Tanqueray and tang. Keep ‘em comin’, I got a long drive ahead of me.”
Comment by Ducky LaMoore Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:46 am
“As much as I’d love to take your money, again, you can hire me… to sue me… for taking your money the first time. You hired me, that’s on you”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:47 am
== Anyone want to summarize what he said==
1) he does not understand labor law
2) he’s going to Disneyworld
3) he’s hoping more folks will pay him more money to lose in court (and, presumably, help pay for the trip to Florida)
Unsaid: anything about running for judge or AG
Comment by Pot calling kettle Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:47 am
Am I missing something? As of the time I’m commenting there is nothing on the ISBE website about him filing for AG and he’s going on vacation? That’s really got to inspire people he wants to go out in the cold and get signatures for him when he’s heading off to Orlando - presumably the one in Florida, unless he thinks the place with all those malls in the southern suburbs is Orlando Park. Maybe he said something about that as he rambled on, but my device froze a couple of times and I took that as a sign that the device didn’t want me asking for those precious 8 minutes of my life back when I was on my deathbed.
Comment by West Side the Best Side Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:50 am
He’s headed to Orlando. Doesn’t he need to file petitions?
Comment by Joe Bidenopolous Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:50 am
“Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side”
Comment by Independent Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:51 am
Well Goofy is welcome at Disney World.
Comment by Big Dipper Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:52 am
Whoa, whoa, woah, hold the phone. It says the attorney general isn’t a general at all. Like not even a captain, major, not even a colonel. Well, that changes a great deal… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:52 am
Now that the public colleges are about to go mask optional, lets see if I can get some more people to give me money, I know, I’ll launch another last minute, guaranteed to be moot case, against the state universities. I love making easy money without actually having to win cases or do anything.
Comment by H-W Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:55 am
Joe B - He is working on the petitions. He’s heading to Orlando Park. You know, that place in the southern suburbs with all the malls. Should get a lot of signatures there.
Comment by West Side the Best Side Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 9:57 am
To the tune of Holding Out for a Hero, by Bonnie Tyler:
Where have all the hood men gone
And where are all the wads?
Where’s the keyboard Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn’t there a white knight upon a leather seat
Late at night I click and clack
And I post of what I need
I need a grifter
I’m holding out for a grifter to the end of the night
He’s gotta be dumb and he’s gotta be weird
And he’s gotta be scared of the light
I need a grifter
I’m holding out for a grifter til the morning light
He’s gotta be sued and it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta file for something
File for something…
Comment by vern Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 10:04 am
Ducky LaMoore - that was a genius level comment. Kudos.
Comment by Paddyrollingstone Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 10:06 am
Did he file his petitions? Going to Orlando via car during the filing period?
Comment by Unionman Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 10:10 am
“Is Steve Kim…”
your recent searches
… From North Korea?
… Iimmigrant
… Related to…
… Wearing a mask in this picture?
… The same person as kayme rowl?
Comment by Ok Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 10:14 am
When the going gets tough, the tough decide on a trip to Orlando.
Comment by Jocko Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 10:17 am
“I have the finest legal mind in Illinois, but shirt buttons are difficult for me.”
Comment by Excitable Boy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 10:19 am
I’m Tom DeVore and I’m running in the election. First I’m going to Orlando and Disney for a week. I’ll have my laptop. So in case we meet any influencers I can send pictures to all you “SUCKERS” that are paying for this vacation. The TRO was VACATED and you all are still sending me money. I could tell you the moon was made of cheese so get a box of ritz crackers we are going when I get back. I’m sure 95% of you’d be at my office. We’ll maybe I’ll file a due process lawsuit against Mickey Mouse.
Comment by Club J Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 10:21 am
Uncle Fester, live tonight, answers all your questions about his miracle hair growth formula scheme.
Comment by Anon221 Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 10:27 am
“The Board of Elections site must have a place to file for an extension.”
Comment by Pot calling kettle Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 10:27 am
Every single thought I’ve had looking at that picture would get me banned if I typed them out here.
Comment by Cheryl44 Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 10:29 am
1. Fight against vaccination and testing
2. Find someone else to sue
3. Find someone else to pay me to sue them
4. Bread, milk, eggs, what else do I need at the store?
5. Remember not to wear mask at store
6. Hate on someone who doesn’t agree with me
7. Inspire righteous anger among my base
8. Post it on social media
9. Repeat
Comment by Earnest Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 10:32 am
TRO vacated, dismissed his defamation suit against the Governor, hasn’t filed AG petitions due while he’s on vacation….right on track!
Comment by Barrett Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 10:36 am
Wish version of Bill Belichick
Comment by Fixer Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 10:40 am
“Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.”
Comment by ChrisB Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 10:41 am
“ Funny that we haven’t seen or heard from Fauci for awhile”
Comment by Thomas67 Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 10:42 am
Emperor Palpatine attempts to figure out email.
Comment by Big Dipper Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 10:51 am
“Hmmm. My consultant says my Obnoxiousness Quotient isn’t high enough to attract the base. Maybe I’ll sue some orphans…”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeo Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 11:08 am
Appellate Court? AG? No, going for a zombie movie part.
Comment by Amalia Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 11:12 am
Googling Ivermectin and realizing he has ALL the side effects at once.
Comment by northsider (the original) Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 11:14 am
“Fight against vaccination and testing.”
To paraphrase Gordon Gekko, “Irrationality is good.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 11:28 am
Hey CPD friends, if you like John Catanzara, you’re gonna love me.
Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 11:33 am
There are planes that fly to Orlando. Why drive? Certainly all that grifter money in DeVore’s account would pay for a few first class tickets. Doofus.
Comment by Rudy’s teeth Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 11:37 am
(not pictured: Velcro sneakers)
– MrJM
Comment by MisterJayEm Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 11:38 am
===”There are planes that fly to Orlando. Why drive?”===
Because he would have to wear a mask, unless one of his “funders” gave him a ride on a private plane.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/tsa-extend-mask-mandate-planes-public-transportation-april-18-rcna19514
Comment by Anon221 Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 11:44 am
A little early for the Uncle Fester costume, but some people celebrate Halloween as soon as they can.
Comment by God's Country Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 11:54 am
Who knew I could pocket $850K and only have to drive to Springfield like 4 times.
Comment by NorthsideNoMore Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 12:05 pm
@Anon221 - Excellent point. The guy who threatens to sue the state, and who wants to be the State’s AG, and who wants to be an Appellate Court Judge, doesn’t have the courage to take on the airline industry and the Federal Government should it require him to wear a mask against his will. Cowardice, I say.
Comment by H-W Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 12:20 pm
“I’m sorry, my camera and my legal positions are both far off center…”
Comment by thisjustinagain Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 12:31 pm
With apologies to Svengoolie, “Looking goody in the hoodie”.
Comment by Siualum Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 12:41 pm
“Ducky LaMoore - that was a genius level comment. Kudos.”
Why thank you. But I must admit, I stole it from Bill Murray in Kingpin.
Comment by Ducky LaMoore Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 1:00 pm
Flounder checks his bank balance and thinks “take that Dean Wormer”.
Comment by Anonsense Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 1:01 pm
I’m filing this suit against myself
Comment by Rabid Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 1:14 pm
The attorney general does what
Comment by Rabid Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 1:15 pm
lost every suit I have
Comment by Rabid Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 1:43 pm
“They told me Lawyerin’ would be hard”, he cackled.
Comment by Dotnonymous Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 1:43 pm
DeVore in Florida. Panama hat, floral shirt, shorts, and sandals with socks. Also, a Fanny pack. Oh, for a picture.
Comment by Rudy’s teeth Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 1:47 pm
This here is the rubber ducky, to the trash can van over
Comment by Rabid Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 1:47 pm
“Hey, my injunction to deport all left-handed people got 28 ‘Likes,’ all from Ron DeSantis.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 2:00 pm
“Darren Bailey, you sunk my battleship.”
Comment by Streator Curmudgeon Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 2:01 pm
Given the conservative leanings of the fourth appellate district, he actually might have won that race. But attorney general? He is going to get smoked.
Comment by New Englander Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 2:17 pm
Wait till you see my spring break pix with the chix.
Comment by Stix Hix Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 2:57 pm
… um ma? Where are you again? Why are you in jail? How much is bail? $5000?? What did you do again? …
Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 3:59 pm
I’ve been here for 20 minutes. Why does that little thing keep spinning?
Comment by Huh? Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 4:02 pm
“My Etsy page is getting all kinds of views”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 4:08 pm
“I want to comment on Capitol Fax but I still owe Rich on the bet I lost”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 4:09 pm
“You know, the ‘Lucky Pierre’ fella, he’s alright”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 4:10 pm
“Oh, that’s why Amy Jacobson isn’t a reporter anymore”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 4:11 pm
“Dan Proft only got that many votes when he ran for governor? That has to be a typo”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 4:11 pm
“It was probably a lot easier to run for judge, looking back and all now”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 4:12 pm
“If these members are right, I’m about 3 more weeks of grifting from a ‘Smokey and the Bandit’ Trans Am”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 4:14 pm
“I just bid on a hat made of yarn and beer cans. Let’s see if I won it”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 4:15 pm
“Just one more game of Fortnite then I’ll grab some KFC”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 4:17 pm
“I have a whole Pinterest of grifting ideas from other pandemic lawyers. Man, there are so many ways to fool the willing”
Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Mar 11, 22 @ 4:20 pm