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Mark and Patricia McCloskey gained instant notoriety after video of them waving and pointing guns at Black Lives Matter demonstrators from the front yard of their St Louis mansion spread across the internet.

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Republican Missouri Senate candidate Mark McCloskey told an audience last week he believes 13-year-old rape and incest victims should not be allowed to have abortions, stating he had a client who was raped at 13 but who gave birth to a child who now has a master’s degree.

* This is the caption contest photo…


Having a great time with Illinois gubernatorial candidate @DarrenBaileyIL in the great city of Quincy, IL!#TeamMcCloskey #Illinois #DarrenBailey pic.twitter.com/KIGWUlWs9I

— Mark McCloskey (@mccloskeyusa) October 28, 2021

posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 3:48 pm

Comments

  1. Sleep with dogs, get fleas. I’d get the flea dip ready for both Beetle and the armed vigilante.

    Comment by Lt Guv Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 3:51 pm

  2. Governor Bailey and Senator McCloskey celebrate the one year anniversary of the new state of South Illinois in the Fantasyland Ballroom in the town of Insanity

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 3:55 pm

  3. Lt.Guv - which one is the dog with fleas? I thought they both need dipping.

    Comment by Suburbanon Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 3:55 pm

  4. I noted in the photo that we were not supposed to comment on thar Patricia was not exercising proper gun safety by having her finger on the trigger. So that made me think of a caption for the second photo:
    “Hey Illinois NOW are you triggered?”

    Comment by Moved East Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 3:55 pm

  5. == Lt.Guv - which one is the dog with fleas? I thought they both need dipping. ==

    Yes.

    Comment by Lt Guv Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 3:58 pm

  6. Governor Bailey speaks with potential Ambassador to Chicago, and his wife.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 3:58 pm

  7. One of these guys became famous thanks to a viral photograph. The other is becoming famous thanks to his support of a deadly virus.

    In this race to the bottom, it looks like maybe there is no bottom and certainly no lack of contenders.

    Comment by 47th Ward Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 3:58 pm

  8. Today Planters Inc. announced that they were opening a plant in Quincy. Il. When the Planters CEO was asked why Quincy? She responded “Because they have all the nuts!”

    Comment by Moved East Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 3:59 pm

  9. Bailey announces his new Ambassador for East St. Louis.

    Comment by Saluki with a Job Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:00 pm

  10. Straight-shootin’ patriots proud to join farmer-candidate Darren Bailey in the fight against government handouts and vaccinations.

    Comment by Dysfunction Junction Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:03 pm

  11. Dumb and Dumber Machine Gun Edition

    Comment by Nazgul Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:04 pm

  12. Senator McCloskey amd wife welcome Governor Bailey to the annual Confederate States Celebration…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:05 pm

  13. Hey DB after this photo shoot is done we need to take you and the Mrs. to find you all some updated clothes. I know you’re a farmer, but the Little House on the Prairie look has to go.

    Comment by Club J Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:05 pm

  14. Somebody get Darren Bailey a tailor!

    Comment by Just A Guy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:05 pm

  15. Your guest speakers for tonight Jefferson Davis Dinner include…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:08 pm

  16. With a hat tip to 47th Ward:

    The top two contestants in the “Race to the Bottom” were announced today…

    Comment by Suburbanon Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:09 pm

  17. Because a master’s degree overrides a woman’s bodily integrity?

    I can’t even…

    Comment by Socially DIstant watcher Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:12 pm

  18. Can we have one picture without any firearms… thanks…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:13 pm

  19. Sorry, all I can hear is a friend (former Marine) screaming in my head “Get your [banned phrase] booger picker off the [banned phrase] bang switch and stop muzzle[banned word] me before I [banned word] you up[banned punctuation]”

    Comment by AnonymousFool Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:13 pm

  20. Illinois gubernatorial candidate Darren Bailey announced today that, if elected, he will appoint Mark McCloskey to the newly appointed role of Enforcer of Chicago Protesters.

    Comment by Southern Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:14 pm

  21. Darren Bailey, along with his wife Cindy, announces his candidates for Chicago lieutenant governor and ambassador, Mark and Patricia McCloskey.

    Comment by AC Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:14 pm

  22. The Re-Elect JB Pritzker Committee is having a great time!

    Comment by God's Country Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:16 pm

  23. Oops, waited to long to click send on that one. It was the obvious choice, I suppose.

    Comment by AC Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:16 pm

  24. Are they are, or are they not, Bailey’s constituency?

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:17 pm

  25. Bailey visits infamous convicted gun wielding MO U.S. Senate candidate, McCloskey, the day after McCloskey shot himself in the foot.

    Comment by Norseman Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:19 pm

  26. The Chuck E. Cheese stage show backdrop really enhances the foreground whiteness in this photo.

    Comment by sulla Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:20 pm

  27. “Ya know DB, I like your overseer Idea. Eyem gonna use that one on the stump in good ole Mizzou”

    Comment by JS Mill Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:24 pm

  28. The opening act for the Foggy Bottom Boys

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:25 pm

  29. This Muppet Show reboot is terrible.

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:26 pm

  30. No mustard on the shirt this time? Not very “Chicago dog” of her

    Comment by K3 Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:29 pm

  31. “Oh not just one, Darren has ten more blue jackets just like it.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:32 pm

  32. If Land Voted

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:33 pm

  33. Hey Dysfunction Junction–Does DB’s campaign against government handouts mean he is going to return the $2+ Million in farm subsidies already received and promise not to apply for any more?

    Comment by Nearly Normal Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:34 pm

  34. MCcloskey or Durbin. Tossup.

    Comment by Blue Dog Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:34 pm

  35. “Oh, this ribbon? It’s for Heavily Armed Rich White People Awareness.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:37 pm

  36. We’ll let you know when we have reached the bottom.

    Comment by Peters Piece Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:39 pm

  37. Are we sure this picture was taken in Quincy? I thought the indoor mask requirement was still in place in IL.

    Comment by Nobody Sent Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:41 pm

  38. You can get this picture framed and signed for 800 confederate dollars.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:41 pm

  39. Picture hanging in you favorite aunt and angry in-law uncle’s house… until your aunt hides it again.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:46 pm

  40. ==Does DB’s campaign against government handouts mean he is going to return the $2+ Million in farm subsidies…==

    Not necessarily, if my farmer relatives are any indication. Handouts for me, but not for thee.

    Comment by Dysfunction Junction Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:49 pm

  41. Missouri: We have the most out of the mainstream people running for office.

    Illinois: Hold my beer

    Comment by Fayette County Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:51 pm

  42. St. Louis couple in secret plot to tank candidacy of Illinois GOP gubernatorial candidate

    Comment by Nick Name Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:57 pm

  43. This ones for John Catanzara…

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:58 pm

  44. What hath God wrought?

    Comment by Furtive Look Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 4:59 pm

  45. Darren doing his best to lock down the angry white vote.

    Comment by Jocko Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 5:00 pm

  46. … shall inherit the wind.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 5:01 pm

  47. Stick with me, McCloskeys. Not only will I teach you how to grift, I give you some great tips for implied racism too that even you both hadn’t thought about.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 5:03 pm

  48. We’re only missing Tom DeVore for the Grifter’s Trifecta™.

    Comment by Osborne Smith III Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 5:08 pm

  49. White Privilege.

    Comment by Keyrock Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 5:09 pm

  50. “It’s called a “tie” Darren, you like it?”

    Comment by danray Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 5:11 pm

  51. I thought republicans hated ambulance chasing trial attorneys?

    Comment by Henry Francis Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 5:17 pm

  52. After a spirited discussion that included their respective states voter fraud and welfare abuses, repeal of minimum wage laws and other dah-gone nonsense, the couple’s ended the evening in prayer.

    Comment by Aaa1 Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 5:32 pm

  53. = he had a client who was raped at 13 but who gave birth to a child who now has a master’s degree. =

    Wow. Forcing a child to bear her rapist’s baby? I suppose the next thing will be enforcing his parental rights.

    Do these people even listen to themselves?

    Comment by JoanP Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 5:33 pm

  54. === he believes 13-year-old rape and incest victims should not be allowed to have abortions===

    Bet some legislators here are going to be asked about things similar.

    “Caption?”

    Old, angry, and white never looked more cliche’

    Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 5:45 pm

  55. These are not serious people

    Comment by skutt Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 7:06 pm

  56. I can’t even make a snarky comment.
    They just both need to back to the hole they crawled out of.

    Comment by Bruce( no not him) Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 7:15 pm

  57. This is who gets elected when responsible people stay home.

    Comment by Pot calling kettle Thursday, Oct 28, 21 @ 8:21 pm

  58. Horseshoes for Life winners celebrate on their 10 year anniversary of daily horseshoe consumption

    Comment by PublicServant Friday, Oct 29, 21 @ 5:33 am

  59. Welcome to East Muzzurah.

    Comment by Zim Friday, Oct 29, 21 @ 9:51 am

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