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We had a great time at the Douglas County Lincoln Day Dinner with friends and patriots last night. Through bold leadership and working together, we will restore Illinois. #StandingforYouIn2022 #BaileyforIllinois #FirePritzker #RestoreIllinois pic.twitter.com/dSf0kgwTNz

— Darren Bailey for Governor (@DarrenBaileyIL) March 10, 2021

posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:08 am

Comments

  1. Good to see so many people that have received both shots!

    Comment by Boone's is Back Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:11 am

  2. “While he had only been speaking for less than a minute, some members of the audience had already exceed their attention span and started playing with their phones.”

    Comment by TheInvisibleMan Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:12 am

  3. The decor has as much color as the audience.

    Comment by Flyin' Elvis'-Utah Chapter Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:12 am

  4. Virus Lives Matter

    Pro(viral)life

    Give COVID a chance

    Comment by Pot calling kettle Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:13 am

  5. The CDC just declared that vaccinated people can congregate without masks with other vaccinated people. We can’t presume that they’re not vaccinated.

    Comment by Not Fauci Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:13 am

  6. Campaign ad fodder for the Dems. Holy smokes.

    Comment by Nick Name Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:15 am

  7. The attendees of the Middle-aged dudes who wear kakis to things society wondered who this non-kaki-wearing guy was.

    Comment by OneMan Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:15 am

  8. After telling the crowd to delete all data from your recent visit to the Capitol, we have a taker.

    Comment by PublicServant Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:19 am

  9. The cast of Frasier looks terrible these days

    Comment by jbucari Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:19 am

  10. Bailey said “As the nominee of our party I guarantee that the GOP will get the diversity it is seeking.”

    Comment by Keyrock Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:22 am

  11. “Sir, this is a Denny’s.”

    Comment by NIU Grad Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:24 am

  12. The Douglas Chapter of the Republican Q Club listens to a speech by the Illinois head Q-bah. The topic was the fraud perpetrated by scientists saying the earth is round.

    Comment by Norseman Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:24 am

  13. -We can’t presume that they’re not vaccinated.-

    I think they would be proud to tell you they are not, then say something about Bill Gates.

    To the caption: “Now let’s hit that buffet. Sneeze guards are Socialist.”

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:25 am

  14. Not Fauci, I’m assuming the majority of those people don’t even get a flu shot, much less a vaccine against a disease that they don’t even think is real.

    Comment by Cheryl44 Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:26 am

  15. A meeting for people with too much free time and a high tolerance for self-promoting attention seeking pols.

    Comment by Nobody Sent Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:27 am

  16. HBO - “Standing Small” - Season 1, Episode 2

    Bailey speaks to maskless crowd, says he’s the virus to cure Illinois. DeVore sets up a table in the back with credit card machine to sign up clients. Cabello films the speech with his body camera, half way Cabello gets soup on the camera, it malfunctions. The Millers follow with speeches about the wonderful duality of unity and insurrection , Wehrli continues to tweets about Mautino. Comedy, 58 min

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:28 am

  17. The face of Baileys Illinois. Cant believe this group would want to succeed

    Comment by Stormsw7706 Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:29 am

  18. “Tonight, I’m going to share with you all of the amazing financial opportunities available through a reverse mortgage.”

    – MrJM

    Comment by @misterjayem Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:39 am

  19. “And the 2021 D-Bag of the year award goes to…”

    Comment by DocNoyes Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:40 am

  20. Imagine if this thing had been “more” deadly and I would bet it would have made zero difference for people like this. Thanks for making everything worse and be sure to thank your GOP Congressperson for their hard work on the relief bill.

    Comment by Sonny Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:42 am

  21. Lincoln Day? Douglas County? Gonna go out on a limb here and predict Douglas’ arguments still hold sway over our 16th President’s in this room.

    Comment by Dysfunction Junction Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:44 am

  22. Local Middle East experts were confused today when attending the “Two State Solution” series by Sen. Bailey as his ramblings had nothing to do with the Middle East.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:45 am

  23. “… and that’s where I want to take Illinois”

    (Silence)

    “Please cough”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:46 am

  24. The crowd sort of paid attention, then the speaker started to sing ‘Highway to Hell’ country style and forgot the third line. Tough to come back from that.

    Comment by zatoichi Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:47 am

  25. “Excuse me if I’m a lil nervous, it’s not that none of you are wearing masks, it’s that so few are wearing hoods… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:47 am

  26. Bright lights above, dim bulbs below…

    Comment by former southerner Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:53 am

  27. “The horseman on the white horse was clad in a showy and barbarous attire. … While his horse continued galloping, he was bending his bow in order to spread pestilence abroad. At his back swung the brass quiver filled with poisoned arrows, containing the germs of all diseases.”

    The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

    Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:54 am

  28. I’m running for Governor. Please try to stay alive long enough to vote. Wear a mask and get vaccinated. Hahaha. Just kidding, about the mask and vaccine part.

    Comment by Bruce( no not him) Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:56 am

  29. Not Fauci -
    The CDC didn’t say exactly what you said it did. It said “you should keep taking precautions in public places like wearing a mask, staying 6 feet apart from others, and avoiding crowds . . . .”
    It also said “you should avoid medium or large-sized gatherings.”
    That may not apply, since no GOP gathering in Illinois may be big enough to be medium or large-sized.

    Comment by Keyrock Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:56 am

  30. Bailey: “And according to Wikipedia, The racial makeup of Douglas County is 95.7% white. Does that sound about right?”

    Comment by don the legend Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:57 am

  31. “Is you is, or is you ain’t my constituents?”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:58 am

  32. Is that Steve Brown trying real hard to determine if Bailey has a 50-year run in him? (Far right table)

    Comment by Henry Francis Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 10:59 am

  33. “Now, you gotta hear from me for a bit ‘fore we bring out the Foggy Bottom Boys… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:02 am

  34. So is this really a Bailey election rally or is he trying to sell AARP memberships? Or both? Listen here friends we are a free people unlike what that tyrant Pritzker says. So if you vote for me you get a free AARP membership or you can buy one tonight.

    Comment by Club J Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:03 am

  35. “Is you is, or is you ain’t my constituents?”

    Well, he is running on the Re-Form platform.

    Comment by Flyin' Elvis'-Utah Chapter Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:03 am

  36. “I have a friend who is not white. He couldn’t be here today…”

    Comment by H-W Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:04 am

  37. “I am currently a member of the Illinois Senate… yes, Illinois has its own Senate… it exists…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:09 am

  38. There’s been a request to the zoning board for a variance allowing tanning salons in Douglas County.

    Comment by Rod Thorson Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:10 am

  39. “Now, here’s where y’all come in. I ain’t countin’ on any Yankee votes from up north. So… “

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:13 am

  40. “Partying like it’s 2019.”

    Comment by dbk Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:16 am

  41. “I call it my ‘38’ strategy. I win a crowded primary with 38% of the vote. Then, I get pummeled with a 38% vote in a loss… so you could say ‘38’ is really important to me and it should be for you too”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:16 am

  42. I thought that one younger guy with brown hair was wearing a mask but then I realized it was just that lady’s hair.

    Also @Pot Calling Kettle my biology teacher just bristled at the “Virus Lives Matter” comment 😆. Well played

    Comment by Commisar Gritty Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:24 am

  43. “I’m running on my Senate record of achievement.”

    Comment by walker Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:25 am

  44. Darren Bailey is busy explaining the medicare donut hole to his audience while giving his pitch to them on buying supplemental insurance.

    Comment by train111 Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:40 am

  45. When I’m elected governor we’ll break off from SheCawGo, take a little trip down the river outside and reinstate the original State Capital.

    Comment by Gruntled University Employee Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:47 am

  46. “Anyone know how to get a left pointer finger unstuck from a beltloop? Asking for a friend.”

    Comment by Anonymous Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:47 am

  47. When the fat white speaker loses the attention of the fat khaki wearing guy in the front row, you know the speaker is too damn liberal for this crowd.

    Comment by Crash Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:48 am

  48. What kind of music do you usually have here?

    Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.

    Comment by Get it Solved Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:48 am

  49. I didn’t know this was taking place a mile from my house although I did keep feeling a disturbance in the Force last night.

    Comment by Gruntled University Employee Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:49 am

  50. OK, we will hear you out, but DO NOT set foot on our carpet!

    Comment by Crash Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:49 am

  51. ==“Is you is, or is you ain’t my constituents?” ==

    Willy, that’s going all the way back to when Alan “Ace” Gilmore was the city planner for Flora.

    Comment by Gruntled University Employee Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 11:52 am

  52. The anti-mask, anti-vax stuff is absolutely on point. But, as usual, the way these liberal posters look down on downstaters is so telling as to why this state is so divided. You disrespect them. They hate you. Rinse, repeat.

    Comment by Token Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 12:01 pm

  53. All those in favor of restricting Douglas county voting to patriots in attendance …

    Comment by justaguy02 Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 12:15 pm

  54. Headline “Group of capitalist patriots try to figure out how to get more federal farm subsidies”

    Alternative “Medicare recipients complain about taxes”

    Comment by JS Mill Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 12:34 pm

  55. Bailey is drawing tens of people again. A common sight at his “rallys”.

    Comment by Highland Il Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 12:53 pm

  56. Diversity. We don’t need no diversity.

    Comment by Rudy’s teeth Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 12:58 pm

  57. In a few minutes, I’ll introduce you to my friend, Tom DeVore. He’ll explain all about the benefits of a reverse mortgage.

    Comment by Rudy’s teeth Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 1:12 pm

  58. “Darren Bailey speaks to the local crowd that was too bored to leave the restaurant in time to avoid hearing him ramble on and on about nothing”.

    Comment by thisjustinagain Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 1:19 pm

  59. “any yall considered selling herbalife?”

    or

    “I’m selling time shares in Pigeon Forge”

    Comment by dan l Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 1:33 pm

  60. In just a minute, I’ll be starting my Amway sales presentation.

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 1:38 pm

  61. Serious question:
    What is this guy actually thinking? Like does he really think he’s going to win or is this a play for something else?

    Comment by dan l Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 1:44 pm

  62. oh…

    “tonight’s dinner will be tater tot casserole”

    Comment by dan l Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 1:46 pm

  63. I don’t care what the media elite say, when we start watering the crops with Brawndo, the Eastern Bloc will prosper.

    Comment by Quizzical Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 1:52 pm

  64. —–
    I don’t care what the media elite say, when we start watering the crops with Brawndo, the Eastern Bloc will prosper.
    —–

    Because Brawndo’s got what plants crave.

    Comment by dan l Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 1:54 pm

  65. –as usual, the way these liberal posters look down on downstaters–

    My family are downstaters. I grew up downstate. I am not looking down on downstaters. I am however, not willing to respect the willfully ignorant wherever they may live.

    Comment by Ron Burgundy Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 1:56 pm

  66. === these liberal posters===

    (Sigh)

    Bailey supports a 51st state.

    Your drivel to “liberal posters” only makes sense if you think the Eastern Bloc is right in wanting a new state, the hate for Chicago is warranted, and the racial underpinnings are justified.

    You believe that, then your drivel makes sense to why you say it, even if it’s wrong.

    Your victimhood is still noted, however.

    “Caption?”

    “My goal is to first win, then divide the state so people who ‘look like us’ don’t need to deal with people who ‘look like them’… She-Caw-Go people…”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 2:01 pm

  67. They’ve all been vaccinated and according to the CDC guidelines they can go mask less in a room together??? Yeah, right.

    Comment by Gdubya Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 3:33 pm

  68. Really hope Bailey is taking the Senate’s required COVID testing to access the Capitol

    Comment by Serious Q Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 4:49 pm

  69. @OW @10:47:

    Daaaaaayyy-

    Uuummm (banned punctuation).

    Funny, but true…

    (And I’m another downstater here, who has no tolerance for the willful ignorance too many other downstaters happily choose. Respect is earned.)

    Comment by Lynn S. Wednesday, Mar 10, 21 @ 9:24 pm

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