Latest Post | Last 10 Posts | Archives
Previous Post: Kelly wants to know why a million dollars in DPI’s federal hard money was converted into soft money
Next Post: Latinx leaders urge DPI committeepersons to elect Sen. Castro
Posted in:
* Caption?…
posted by Rich Miller
Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:14 pm
Sorry, comments are closed at this time.
Previous Post: Kelly wants to know why a million dollars in DPI’s federal hard money was converted into soft money
Next Post: Latinx leaders urge DPI committeepersons to elect Sen. Castro
WordPress Mobile Edition available at alexking.org.
powered by WordPress.
Sister Margaret told us to hold our hands like this while playing the piano or she would hit us with a ruler!
Comment by The Real Captain Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:15 pm
9 o’clock on a Saturday
Comment by Thomas Paine Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:15 pm
“Look I’m a T-Rex!”
Comment by Ron Burgundy Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:16 pm
“When I heard the allegation, I quickly pounced”
Comment by twowaystreet Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:19 pm
“Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side.”
Comment by ChicagoKid Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:20 pm
“Just vamp…. like traveling music… I’ll jump in when I’m ready”
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:21 pm
Next, I will be playing Pathetique Sonata third movement on the Steinway.
Comment by Responsa Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:21 pm
“Everyone else plays air guitar…I’m a virtuoso on air piano.”
Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:21 pm
Liberace used to play with a mask dangling from one ear just like this…
Comment by Cubs in '16 Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:24 pm
“I can name that tune in… 3 notes.”
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:25 pm
Ghost of Madigan to the GOP: “Boo!”
Comment by S. Side Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:28 pm
Applecadabra!
Comment by hisgirlfriday Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:29 pm
“And now I shall cut the puppets’ strings”
Comment by Boone's is Back Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:30 pm
“Mask off”
Comment by AlfondoGonz Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:30 pm
Madigan dancing to “Thriller”
Comment by Stu Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:31 pm
Pulling strings
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:33 pm
Excellent
Comment by Gary Hart Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:34 pm
Ok, who needs a good tickle?
Comment by The Real Captain Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:35 pm
phantom of the house
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:35 pm
Booowhahahaha…
Comment by zatoichi Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:35 pm
Pull your pants up at least this high.
Comment by SAP Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:36 pm
Smithers, come help me with my mask.
Comment by Gruntled University Employee Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:39 pm
My hand…does not shake. Ever.
Comment by Humboldt Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:40 pm
[Spoken] Sing us a song, you’re the piano man.
Comment by Rich Miller Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:43 pm
I just used the ol lightning from the hand gag to make the kid resign.
Comment by SKI Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:46 pm
To do something easily and properly, position of the hands matter.
Comment by Huh? Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:50 pm
So Lisa was telling me this Reiki energy thing and…
Comment by lake county democrat Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:50 pm
Whoa…we should’ve legalized this stuff way sooner
Comment by Lloyd Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:50 pm
“No… that’s not my walk up music… really sell it… dum, dum, dum… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:51 pm
“Please hold your questions” ……
Comment by walker Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:53 pm
Let me stand next to your fire.
Comment by Steve Polite Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:54 pm
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain . . .
Comment by JoanP Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:55 pm
So pizza crust needed to be spread slowly…like this. And moisten your fingers with olive oil.
Comment by bogey golfer Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:57 pm
Look, the bridge is really easy, A, D flat, G, and back to A.
Comment by Huh? Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:57 pm
“… maybe some finger sandwiches… something nice fit the table here… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:57 pm
“We good now?”
Comment by Kayak Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:59 pm
B-B-B-Benny and the jets.
Comment by Excitable Boy Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 3:59 pm
“You all want separate checks… no… one check… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:01 pm
“Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch…”
Comment by JS Mill Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:01 pm
“it’s the Monster Mash…he did the monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
It caught on in a flash
He did the monster mash..”
not yet Halloween but just sayin’
Comment by Pizza Man Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:02 pm
“So we all understand… this is essentially *my* decision. K? This is mine… so I’ll live with my choice. K? So… it comes down to what I want”
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:03 pm
Never touch the money
Comment by Rabid Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:04 pm
Casablanca
(anyone watch Modern Family?)
Comment by Lefty Lefty Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:07 pm
I am all In.
Comment by A Horse is a Horse Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:07 pm
Its just a jump to the left and a step to the right
Comment by Benniefly2 Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:08 pm
“I can’t believe, out of thirty professional musicians, there isn’t one Italian in the group here…”
Comment by Shark Sandwich Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:08 pm
I am still firmly in control of pulling the strings. See?
Comment by Christopher Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:12 pm
Someone play me out…
Comment by OneMan Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:15 pm
“I don’t do Jazz Hands anymore. It looks silly and this is as much enthusiasm I wanna give Jazz Hands. Not very Jazzy, right?”
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:18 pm
So it’s three in the morning, we’ve been on set forever, and I’m supposed to move this way. Vincent dropped by hours ago. Michael was a nice young man to work with.
Comment by Scott217 Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:21 pm
“Sometimes… sometimes I wished I had snuck up on Drury… like this… and asked him… ‘got the time?’…. I would’ve like that”
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:29 pm
Beg your pardon, I dislike to be touched… an Eastern prejudice.
Comment by SouthSide Markie Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:31 pm
“Orange whip? Orange whip?… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:34 pm
You guys type on your phones? Like this?
Comment by Henry Francis Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:34 pm
“Before we go any further, this is for the seat, in the General Assembly. That’s it. I’m not ready to give up my seat at Saputo’s. So we’re clear. It’s not a package deal”
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:35 pm
“No No NO! Don’t just PUT the shampoo on the hair, MASSAGE the scalp…nice and easy…see how relaxing?”
Comment by Harold Hill Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:39 pm
“You got it all wrong, what made Van Halen was the keyboards. The keyboards. Others did air guitars, you find me a Van Halen keyboard solo… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:39 pm
OW, great reference,
“uh um, excuse me, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with the action on this piano”
Comment by S. Zissou Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:49 pm
You have to hold your hands like this while the clear finger nail polish dries. The polish looks better than a buff.
Comment by Huh? Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:54 pm
- S. Zissou -
That was well played, yourself. That film… whew.
“QOTD?”
“Hopefully, this is the last time we all have to meet like this… here… for this… “
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 4:56 pm
The kids tell me that they call this the Kodatt Tickle.
Comment by Jake From Elwood Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 5:00 pm
“If you wanna know something and he won’t tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb’s next. After that he’ll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.”
Comment by Dysfunction Junction Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 5:09 pm
“And the lamb…. lies down… on Broa-aw-awdway”
Comment by Oswego Willy Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 5:10 pm
slowly I turned…
Comment by Bruce( no not him) Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 5:28 pm
Presto…..reputation gone.
Comment by Amalia Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 5:28 pm
Shirley just loves it when I wear my mask this way.
Comment by Frumpy White Guy Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 5:30 pm
“This wasnt as weird when I was still pulling the strings”
Comment by AlfondoGonz Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 6:27 pm
I’m doing my Darren Bailey impression.
Comment by Essential State Employee Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 6:48 pm
Palpatine ain’t got diddle on me.
Comment by Blue Dog Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 7:50 pm
“Sure, I’m part of the Eastern Bloc. East of Bedford Park, that is.”
Comment by Essential State Employee Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 8:08 pm
“Kodatt. Was he related to Kojak?”
Comment by Essential State Employee Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 8:10 pm
I have magic fingers. Would you like a massage?
Comment by Mama Thursday, Feb 25, 21 @ 8:17 pm