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Thank you for all the name submissions. I've decided to name it after my attorney Tom DeVore. Thanks Tom for all your hard work!!!!

Posted by Buford’s Pub on Saturday, January 16, 2021

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:38 pm

Comments

  1. I hope he’s a personal injury attorney after the coronaries this “burger” will cause.

    Comment by Commisar Gritty Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:39 pm

  2. No need to eat it, just throw it straight in the toilet, just like the courts with DeVore’s lawsuits.

    Comment by Third Reading Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:41 pm

  3. As unappetizing as its namesake . . . .

    Comment by Flapdoodle Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:42 pm

  4. Huh.

    The menu looks like empty calories at the Grifter Grill.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:43 pm

  5. Comes with a side of E. coli. Because we don’t care about your health.

    Comment by JoanP Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:43 pm

  6. “The DeVore is made by mixing random ingredients together, and throwing them on a burger without much thought or research. While the taste is enticing and exciting to those few with extremely numb or nonexistent tastebuds, the aftertaste and medical effects on the digestive system leave you wishing it was never made. 1 out of 5 stars.”

    Comment by fs Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:43 pm

  7. When your marks *still* think you did something… when you did nothing but take their money to lose a case, but with style.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:44 pm

  8. Inflated pile of stuff on a bun

    Comment by zatoichi Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:46 pm

  9. Lemme get this straight;

    You lose cases and the marks are grateful?

    I’d call it a “Lemming Sangwich”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:47 pm

  10. It was first named a “Washington General” - a loser before the game is played.

    A sangwich that’s made so you forget it was probably easier to burn money in a fireplace than give it to DeVore.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:51 pm

  11. Official sandwich of the QAnon shaman hunger strike

    “I can’t believe it’s this good.
    It must be a government conspiracy”

    *Now available wrapped in tin foil.

    Comment by Third Reading Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:52 pm

  12. A sandwich that is expensive, not sure what you get and is never fulfilling.

    Comment by Norseman Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:53 pm

  13. === Now available wrapped in tin foil.===

    Tasty.

    It’s no Kahuna Burger, but it can be served with a Sprite

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:55 pm

  14. You know what they call The DeVore in France?

    Royale with Cheese.

    You know why? The grifting system.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 3:57 pm

  15. With this behemoth monstrosity of a burger, the clientele may need to want to sue Tom in court.

    Tom: “I plead the fifth.”

    Comment by Pizza Man Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:02 pm

  16. Tagline: “The DeVore Burger… like it’s namesake, it’s a hot mess.”

    Comment by Father Ted Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:11 pm

  17. The DeVore - when you are expecting meat, but get 90% iceberg lettuce.

    Comment by Ok Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:11 pm

  18. Is that brown stuff what I think it is?

    Comment by very old soil Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:12 pm

  19. The DeVore
    All filler. No beef.

    Comment by Dance Band on the Titanic Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:13 pm

  20. The burger that keeps you coming back…to intensive care

    Comment by Jocko Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:13 pm

  21. The DeVore - OODALoops in sandwich form.

    Comment by Ok Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:14 pm

  22. Empty calories.

    Comment by danray Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:15 pm

  23. And like my attorney, I’ll charge more and give you less.

    Comment by JoanP Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:17 pm

  24. It looks like a good idea, but you just end up choking.

    Comment by Big West Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:20 pm

  25. Don’t devour the DeVore. It is a nothing burger.

    Comment by Scamp640 Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:22 pm

  26. “Order the DeVore burger. You’ll pay $9.99 but you still won’t get any food.”

    Comment by don the legend Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:25 pm

  27. It has a passionate fan base, but it just won’t sell beyond that.

    Comment by Pass the Butter Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:29 pm

  28. *only available for carryout or delivery

    Comment by Father Ted Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:31 pm

  29. It looks substantial but tastes kind of frivolous.

    It comes with freedom fries and a Supreme Court disciplinary sanction on the side.

    Comment by 47th Ward Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:34 pm

  30. “The menu says a pound of beef, bbq and cole slaw; the waitress hands you some stale bread and ketchup; you happily pay and blame it on JB”

    Comment by depressed in politics Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:37 pm

  31. The Devore.

    Possibly the last sandwich you will ever eat.

    Comment by Third Reading Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:37 pm

  32. The Tom DeVore Samwich.

    Innovation has thankfully created an uncommon value in a Samwich brought to real American’s for their gullibili…I mean gullet.

    Named after an acting attorney whose consistency in his legal practice ensures the Samwich’s consistency from start to finish…and beyond (flush).

    Remember, it’s grifted, not grilled.

    (A Silver Lake Production sponsored by the same people who produced MAGA and QAnon)

    Comment by LINK Friday, Jan 22, 21 @ 4:51 pm

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