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posted by Rich Miller
Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:10 pm

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  1. #freecovid #sciencefree #fineme

    Comment by Montrose Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:14 pm

  2. #LiningtheRoadtoHell

    Comment by Candy Dogood Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:15 pm

  3. ’cause Bruce Rauner wasn’t crazy enough

    Comment by State of DenIL Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:15 pm

  4. Illinois Open Casket

    Comment by Vote, please! Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:15 pm

  5. 21st century version of “I’m With Stupid.”

    Comment by Lake County Mom Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:16 pm

  6. These reckless business owners are the same people who won’t wear a mask. The easiest thing possible that anyone can do, and the only thing that we can do to keep things open.

    What is wrong with these people? It’s not only selfish, it’s counterproductive. Cognitive dissonance at its finest.

    Caption? “A sign of the times.”

    Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:16 pm

  7. #CloseMe

    #MakingEnforcementEasier

    #SignalingOurStupidity

    #InfectiousZone

    #SuperSpreaderSignage

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:16 pm

  8. Sponsored by your local funeral directors.

    Comment by Jibba Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:16 pm

  9. “Open to Infection”

    Comment by walker Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:17 pm

  10. Also on sale is a “full of illegal drugs” sign for your car or a “basement used to make moonshine” sign for your home.

    Comment by NIU Grad Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:17 pm

  11. #WeDontCare

    #YourLivesDontMatter

    #MoneySign

    #ThrowingCautionToTheWind

    #NotMaskingOurIgnorance

    #BePostiveEnterHere

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:18 pm

  12. “I’m with Stupid.”

    Comment by Lt Guv Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:18 pm

  13. What they don’t tell you, is about the bid Herrin Signs put in to make “closed until further notice” signs for IDPH. /s

    Comment by State of DenIL Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:20 pm

  14. Confused? Blame Me.

    Comment by Pundent Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:20 pm

  15. “Come and get me, coppers!”

    Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:21 pm

  16. The printing company would like to apologize for the heart image mistake. It should have been a tombstone or skull and crossbones.

    Comment by Grandson of Man Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:21 pm

  17. “Endorsed by Langfelder”

    https://www.sj-r.com/news/20201021/langfelder-indoor-dining-should-remain-even-if-greater-covid-19-restrictions-imposed

    Comment by Chatham Resident Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:21 pm

  18. #lawandorder

    Comment by State of DenIL Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:22 pm

  19. Seriously, do these folks not understand that putting up that sign will attract the attention of public health and law enforcement?

    Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:22 pm

  20. IDPH must enlist the State Police to enforce.

    Comment by Thomas Paine Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:22 pm

  21. #WeDareYouToStopUs

    #NotHidingOutOfSight

    #SickSign

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:24 pm

  22. #LiberateCovid

    #WeSupportCovid

    #OpenForCovid

    #CovidAvailableHere

    Comment by Steve Polite Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:24 pm

  23. “However, if you do go out, we cannot necessarily say the same for your lungs or brain”

    Comment by Crash (fka Gooner) Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:24 pm

  24. come play in the shallow end of the gene pool

    Comment by Teddy Salad Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:26 pm

  25. Come on in, you won’t taste the difference.

    Comment by Pundent Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:26 pm

  26. === Seriously, do these folks not understand that putting up that sign will attract the attention of public health and law enforcement?===

    I’m waiting for the follow up;

    “Thanks to the following businesses who have these signs”, listing each business.

    These folks never woulda made it during prohibition with a speakeasy.

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:26 pm

  27. #owningthepulmonarytherapists

    I’m not COVID-inced

    #freedumb

    Comment by Jibba Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:29 pm

  28. ===Seriously, do these folks not understand that putting up that sign will attract the attention of public health and law enforcement?===

    They don’t care. They own the defiance like it’s a badge of courage. Plus, many are convinced no enforcement will actually take place.

    Comment by Cubs in '16 Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:32 pm

  29. === Seriously, do these folks not understand that putting up that sign will attract the attention of public health and law enforcement?===

    Not enough state troopers to enforce this when the county folks sit on their hands.

    Honestly, two citations should equal a suspended liquor license for 10 days.
    Third citation is a 6 month suspension.

    Comment by Dee Lay Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:32 pm

  30. ===Not enough state troopers to enforce this ===

    Makes it a whole lot easier if they put up a freaking sign. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

    Comment by Rich Miller Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:35 pm

  31. ===Sponsored by your local funeral directors. ===

    On a serious note, funeral home directors might be hurting more than someone might callously think as many of their services with the highest margin involve in person open casket services which for a variety of factors people have not been opting to hold.

    There’s also been a hit on the flower business as fewer services means fewer flowers sent.

    Comment by Candy Dogood Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:37 pm

  32. #ComeForTheIllnessGoGiveItToOthers

    #SymptomaticSignage

    #TwoWeekWarning

    #GamblingHere

    #BettingOnTheSpread

    #BettingTheOverVersusNoSpread

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:37 pm

  33. “I’m smart enough to realize you’re dumb enough to order them.”

    Comment by AndyJD Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:38 pm

  34. I know a lawyer who’s willing to take your money…

    Comment by Pot calling kettle Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:42 pm

  35. Makin’ it easier for you to…

    Ride into the Danger Zone

    Comment by Don't Bloc Me In Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:42 pm

  36. “No, make it red. It needs to be easily seen out in the street”

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:43 pm

  37. We tried getting more people tested, and that didn’t work. So, let’s try to get more people infected. AmIright?

    Comment by Pot calling kettle Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:44 pm

  38. “We Hate Our Community” tested poorly

    Comment by In 630 Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:54 pm

  39. “Here’s Your Sign”

    (the original source of the saying was not Jeff Foxworthy; it is Bill Engvall, FYI)

    Comment by thisjustinagain Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:54 pm

  40. #CovidiocyServedHere

    #CloseMe?CloseYou

    #SpreadingLoveAndInfections

    #NowYooseCantBreathe

    Comment by Oswego Willy Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 3:58 pm

  41. At the risk of being misunderstood, I post this anyway…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7CO3dYfKHs

    Comment by Ducky LaMoore Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:01 pm

  42. #Heartless

    Comment by Rich Hill Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:04 pm

  43. it’s a small town in southern IL (not far from the southern tip), 12000 residents. You wouldn’t think they’d be big enough to need such a marketing campaign. It is interesting that one of the pictures that the town website displays in a loop is of a cemetery. I guess they are prepared.

    Comment by cermak_rd Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:10 pm

  44. Illinois…the open minded state asks ,”Is the Sun really real”…?

    Comment by Dotnonymous Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:15 pm

  45. Putting the I-L-L in Illinois

    Comment by Vote Quimby Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:17 pm

  46. - You wouldn’t think they’d be big enough to need such a marketing campaign. It is interesting that one of the pictures that the town-

    They’re advertising to the entire region. The post has more than 150 shares already.

    Rich’s earlier post was a map of businesses who are openly flouting the order. There are not an insignificant number.

    Comment by AndyJD Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:22 pm

  47. “Restaurants may be opened but our ICUs are full.”

    Comment by don the legend Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:26 pm

  48. Makin’ it easy for public health and the liquor commission to find the reprobates.

    Makin’ it easy to see which establishments to avoid.

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:45 pm

  49. Traitors Welcome.

    Comment by lake county democrat Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:52 pm

  50. I’d like to see the venn diagram of “people flouting close orders” and “People who have been threatening to leave Illinois for the last 12 years and are still too broke to rent a uhaul and head for Indiana”

    Comment by dan l Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 4:54 pm

  51. === do these folks not understand that putting up that sign will attract the attention of public health and law enforcement? ===
    I’m going to say it again, I will be highly surpised if local HD’s and certainly local LEOs deal with it all.
    the general stance down here is that when push comes to shove - it’s not going to be enforced. At all.

    That said, could somebody please kidnap me and transport me to some part of IL that isn’t over run with this foolishness? I’m going to trapped at home forever with this kind of rampant idiocy.

    Comment by DownSouth Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:05 pm

  52. Our food will take your breath away and leave you coming back for morgue.

    Comment by Pundent Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:09 pm

  53. #ScienceDeniers”R”Us

    Comment by Bourbon Street Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:11 pm

  54. Tonight’s specials: Russian roulette mule, suicide stew.

    Comment by DuPage Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:20 pm

  55. Herrin Funeral Home
    #IllinoisOpen #FreeIllinois

    Comment by Ok Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:21 pm

  56. Sides of covid provided at no charge.

    Comment by Huh? Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:27 pm

  57. “My ‘we don’t always ignore health and safety in our bar or restaurant’ shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.”

    – MrJM

    Comment by @misterjayem Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:47 pm

  58. #weisntrealsmart

    Comment by 62629 Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:51 pm

  59. Help support our local hospital

    Comment by Jibba Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:55 pm

  60. What’s the point of having ICU beds in Herrin if you aren’t going to use em?
    I mean, SIH is a business, too.

    Comment by Leigh John-Ella Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 5:57 pm

  61. #theywasdyinganyway

    Comment by 47th Ward Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 7:04 pm

  62. #CoDefendant. Or would it be CoviDefendant?

    Comment by Southern Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 7:26 pm

  63. “Small businesses intending well and mis-led”.
    “Gotta make the next 2 months to survive.”
    “Whatever it takes to be home for Thanksgiving. This may not be it.”

    Comment by Keep Smiling Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 8:04 pm

  64. I got a $1 says Zanotti doesn’t prosecute a single business.

    Comment by Blue Dog Dem Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 8:11 pm

  65. #PracticingHerdMentality

    Comment by Anon221 Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 8:16 pm

  66. #OurDevoresAreOpen

    #YouCantSpellDeliciousWithoutICU

    Comment by OurMagician Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 9:51 pm

  67. Not all of us southern Illinoisans are this stupid. I’m just ashamed those that are put their stupidity, literally, in the store window for all to see.

    Comment by Fivegreenleaves Wednesday, Oct 21, 20 @ 10:55 pm

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    Comment by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV68VgjsVC0 Tuesday, Oct 27, 20 @ 6:02 am

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