Capitol Fax.com - Your Illinois News Radar


Latest Post | Last 10 Posts | Archives


Previous Post: SUBSCRIBERS ONLY - Today’s edition of Capitol Fax (use all CAPS in password)
Next Post: Simon says “kerfuffle” - Malls won’t reopen

Open thread

Posted in:

* Heh…


"The cause of the explosion was the eating of yeast which was placed in a pan upon the back porch and tempted his duckship" https://t.co/JLQWnM4dk1

— John Amdor (@JohnAmdor) May 7, 2020

Keep it Illinois-centric and polite, please. Thanks.

posted by Rich Miller
Friday, May 8, 20 @ 8:55 am

Comments

  1. He should have ducked…..I’ll go ahead and see myself out….

    Comment by Ray Gun Friday, May 8, 20 @ 8:59 am

  2. Silas should have ducked.

    Comment by A Jack Friday, May 8, 20 @ 8:59 am

  3. That quacked me up(?)

    Comment by Oswego Willy Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:01 am

  4. Eyewitness Daffy was heard to exclaim “Totally Despicable.”

    Comment by A Jack Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:07 am

  5. I believe this story may be a base canard.

    Comment by Soccermom Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:07 am

  6. Also, I believe I have standing to denounce — yes, denounce — Rich for hypocrisy. We have to be Illinois-centric, yet he can wander the far reaches of the interwebs to delight in Iowa poultry. Unfair. UNFAIR.

    Comment by Soccermom Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:08 am

  7. A lesson for sour dough experimenters.

    Comment by Amalia Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:09 am

  8. Both Channel 20 (last night) and the SJ-R are both in mourning over the possibility of no State Fair this year. Already stories about the economic fallout of no State Fair this year:

    https://www.sj-r.com/news/20200507/economic-fallout-from-no-fair-will-be-widespread

    https://newschannel20.com/news/local/local-business-would-be-hurt-if-the-state-fair-gets-cancelled

    Comment by Chatham Resident Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:16 am

  9. There was a fire earlier this morning at the Club Station House bar (and upstairs apartments) in Springfield. Across from the Amtrak station.

    That is the site that last year Langfelder was targeting for demolition (along with the dilapidated city parking deck) for a proposed hotel:

    https://wtax.com/news/101101-early-am-fire-damages-bar-apartments/

    Comment by Chatham Resident Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:19 am

  10. “You’ll shoot your eye out kid.”

    Comment by Cubs in '16 Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:19 am

  11. They’ve got yeast in Iowa? Yet another reason that we need to lift this stay at home order.

    Comment by Pundent Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:19 am

  12. Here’s duck sauce in your eye

    Comment by Rabid Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:24 am

  13. That’s some reaction to a yeast infection.

    Comment by No Longer A Lurker Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:25 am

  14. Dithpicable.

    Comment by efudd Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:27 am

  15. Chatham Resident

    It will be interesting to see the occurrences of such incidents across the nation since businesses may not be able to collect insurance for lost income. Not indicating this is a planned incident, but there could be such in the future for those who feel as though they’ve lost everything otherwise. Other crime increases may become prevalent too.

    Comment by Burgee Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:34 am

  16. Isn’t this just ducky.

    Comment by illinifan Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:35 am

  17. That was the weirdest accident of all time, or some jealous competitor got away with … murrrrderrrrr. Eider way, I’m down with the nod to history.

    Comment by Northsider Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:41 am

  18. It was a dastardly deed(banned punctuation). Rhadamanthus was killed by Rollo Rollins…

    https://www.newspapers.com/clip/50425519/duck-eats-yeast-explodes/

    Comment by Anon221 Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:44 am

  19. “Isn’t this just ducky.” Do they suspect fowl play?

    Comment by Skeptic Friday, May 8, 20 @ 9:44 am

  20. All the yeast i consume is already expended in the form of beer. I am unfortunately also in danger of exploding.

    Comment by Bruce (no not him) Friday, May 8, 20 @ 10:02 am

  21. “Isn’t this just ducky” & “dithpicable”
    Written by efudd - how loony tunes. I wonder if efudd had anything to do with this whole thing.

    Comment by Interim Retiree Friday, May 8, 20 @ 10:10 am

  22. Chatham Resident
    Haven’t been to the State Fair in a decade. Last time, it was obvious the under-funding / neglect of the Blagojevich / Filan / Quinn era had traduced it from the State Fair to the NEWT County Fair.

    Comment by Anyone Remember Friday, May 8, 20 @ 10:11 am

  23. “And this, children, is why we yell ‘Duck!’ when something is about to hit you in the head.”

    /not really

    Comment by Stuff Happens Friday, May 8, 20 @ 10:16 am

  24. Not to be outdone by Mrs O’Leary’s cow, Iowa promotes its own animal husbandry tragedy.

    Comment by We'll See Friday, May 8, 20 @ 10:21 am

  25. “his duckship”

    I love it. What a “loon” this writer is.

    Comment by Ducky LaMoore Friday, May 8, 20 @ 10:22 am

  26. Uh, is the story of the exploding Rhadamanthus (who was named, presumably, for one of the judges of the Underworld) some sort of a metaphor? What am I missing?

    Feel like I’m getting off to a peckish start here.

    Comment by dbk Friday, May 8, 20 @ 10:23 am

  27. One more reason to Duck the Iowa caucus.

    Comment by NorthsideNoMore Friday, May 8, 20 @ 10:26 am

  28. My nomination for Song of the Day.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E6D33XUwn8

    Comment by Six Degrees of Separation Friday, May 8, 20 @ 10:33 am

  29. Think I’ll watch a couple Marx Brothers movies. Thinking Duck Soup and Animal Crackers.

    Comment by West Side the Best Side Friday, May 8, 20 @ 10:50 am

  30. Skeptic it was more like an offensive fowl.

    Comment by illinifan Friday, May 8, 20 @ 10:51 am

  31. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b9434BoGkNQ

    Comment by RNUG Friday, May 8, 20 @ 11:23 am

  32. Pritzker opens Illinois golf courses. Lightfoot shuts Chicago golf courses.

    Go figure.

    Comment by Practical Politics Friday, May 8, 20 @ 11:45 am

  33. ===Go figure. ===

    Regionalization.

    Comment by Rich Miller Friday, May 8, 20 @ 12:22 pm

  34. D’ough.

    Comment by Medvale Friday, May 8, 20 @ 1:44 pm

  35. I apologize for this non-Illinois COVID-19 related post, but worth a share in light of the recent Kam Buckner situation.

    In Birmingham, AL, an officer at a Walmart bodyslammed a customer for refusing to wear a mask:

    https://whnt.com/news/birmingham-officer-under-investigation-after-video-shows-him-body-slam-a-woman-who-was-not-wearing-a-mask/?fbclid=IwAR2iz9jqz9wdk1Ke3AmH_thAGIJ2KHwNiKK9TJv1qOPRII7nhDHIJ0tv1×4

    Comment by Chatham Resident Friday, May 8, 20 @ 4:19 pm

Add a comment

Sorry, comments are closed at this time.

Previous Post: SUBSCRIBERS ONLY - Today’s edition of Capitol Fax (use all CAPS in password)
Next Post: Simon says “kerfuffle” - Malls won’t reopen


Last 10 posts:

more Posts (Archives)

WordPress Mobile Edition available at alexking.org.

powered by WordPress.