“Hey, check out this new polo shirt. Do you like it? I got it in Wrigleyville. Did you see the Cubs last night? Weren’t they great? It reminded me of a book I read once on the Romans. I think I told you about that book before. Hey, speaking of Rome, I ran into DeLeo this morning. I love that guy. Isn’t he a hoot? He gave me a ride in his new car. What kind of car do you drive now? I don’t drive because I’m the governor. Do you like to drive? I remember years ago, when I first learned how to drive. Have you ever driven in LA? It’s crazy, man, I tell ya. I was just in Arizona. Saw the Cubs. Did I ask you about the Cubs game last night? Aren’t they great?”
Rod: “How’s my hair? Do you wear Lucky jeans too? Just look at all my signs…where are yours? I’d make the perfect running mate…we can bus these people anywhere!”
- tom from chicago - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:03 am:
Rod: Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. Until that day accept this [rally] as a gift on my daughter’s [birthday] day.
Rod: See, Barack it’s like this. You pay for the bus and a box lunch and they hold up the signs, just like that and the t.v. reports how the people just love you…they really do.
Obama: “Rod, I have to pat you on the back for how smoothly you disassociated yourself from your father-in-law. I am taking notes in case I need to do likewise to a trusted advisor down the road.”
Blago: “Smile Barry the cameras are on. Do you want to go for a jog later?”
- Speaking At Will - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:22 am:
BARACK ~ Come on Rod, get up to the podium and give your “it’s a Win Win Day” speech. I promise, I’ll have all the reports locked up till you get done.
BLAGOJEVICH ~ Is my plane ready, I especially like take-offs and landings.
BO: “As I am look into your crowd Governor, I see bitter ignorant people who will probably not understand me. They look like bowlers and smell like sausage and beer. Their fashions are so vulgar, and the logos on your signs are so , eighties!”
“I don’t see a single Abercrombie and Fitch hoodie in the bunch! What? They shop at JCPenney?”
“Do they have to play that music? That’s been SO DONE!”
Obama says to Hot Rod - “OK, all those signs you gave out have my name on the back, right? Be sure to signal everyone to turn them over when the network camera guy starts shooting.”
Rod, “No problem, boss. Heh, Heh. just practicing for when you get into the White House.”
Blagoof: Hey I won’t leak the TR land sale to the Tribune if you promise me pardon!
BO: Done!
Blaggoof: (Tee Hee I had my fingers crossed)
BO: (Tee Hee. I had my fingers crossed)
Rod: Hey - does this hair make my head look big?
Barry: uh…oh…uh…yeah..it does…
Rod: Hey - does this shirt make my head look big?
Barry: uh…oh…uh…yeah..it does…
Rod: Hey - enough about you, let’s talk about me!
Say….Rod, thank them for holding your signs up and a free CTA ticket will be issued for their efforts….but only, as you dictated, if they are elderly. I suggest a quick exit would be the key to eliminate any further embarrassment.
AP: Presidential candidate Barack Obama shakes the hand of former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich at a campaign speech in 2006. Blagojevich, impeached six months ago, was recently indicted for activities related to his tenure as Governor.
Fox News: Senator and Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama embraces former Governor Rod Blagojevich at a re-election campaign speech in 2006. Blagojevich, the one-time popular Democrat Governor of Obama’s state, was impeached and later indicted on numerous counts related to organized corupution in state government.
- Louis G. Atsaves - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 11:31 am:
I say reform.
You say change.
What else can we both say to keep getting elected?
BO: I get to run against Keyes.
RB: I get to run against Topinka.
BO: You get campaign money from Rezko.
RB: You too!
BO: It just doesn’t get any easier than this! Hehehe.
Rod: “You’ve been a great supporter and friend. I hear you’re going to be working in the new administration. I hope its something where you can… (bzzz).. make some money (bzzz)… some money (bzzz)… some money…(bzzz).”
Barack: Somebody get over here quick! The string is broken!”
Rod: OK, Barak, warm up the crowd real nice and then I’ll bring it on home. Thanks for being on the dais with me. Soon, when I’m president, I’ll give you a cabinet position.
Barak: Indeed.
“You look statesmanlike and I’ll look statesmanlike and we’ll shake hands looking very serious and those idiots out there will vote for us . . . again.
R: Since Tony’s home now, ya want go to his barbeque Sunday?
B: I’m a little busy these days Rod.
R: Oh, what have you been up too?
B: How about those Cubs!
BO to RB:
Cost of a job in state government: $25,000 & up
Cost of a top flight legal defense: $3,000,000 & up
You and George Ryan sharing a cell: priceless
RB - Barack, thanks for helping me with the Crazy Roddy’s Illinois Liquididation Sale. Repeat after me, “The Illinois Lottery, IT’S GOTTA GO!!! The Thompson Building, IT’S GOTTA GO!!! NO OFFER TOO LOW BECAUSE I’M CRAZY!!!”
‘While he was still speaking, Blago arrived. With him was a large crowd.
‘(Now the betrayer had given them a sign, saying, “The one I kiss is the man. Arrest him!”) Immediately he went up to Obama and said, “Greetings, Teacher,” and kissed him.
‘Obama said to him, “Friend, do what you are here to do.” Then they came and took hold of Obama and arrested him.’
Again, I’m afraid I took the wrong lessons from Sunday School…
Rod: “It seems that your campaign has been losing momentum here lately ever since the Reverend Wright, Tony Rezko, & Louis Farahkan relationships came to light. I think that I can help you out.”
Barack:”Forgive me for not looking directly at you Rod. I am afraid that somebody might think that we are friends if they see me talking to you. How can you help me?”
Rod: “Normally, I would ask for a nominal campaign donation of around $25,000 but for you, it will be on the house. I will agree to allow you to tell the media and voters that if elected, you will be choosing me as your running mate! That should throw you over the top and Hillary will be toast.”
- Wumpus - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 9:52 am:
Yeah, Antonin says hi
- Matt G - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 9:56 am:
“I’ll remember you when I’m President,” says Rod.
- Pot calling kettle - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 9:57 am:
Obama says: “Rod, why is your hand always so greasy?”
- Can't put my name on this one - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 9:57 am:
Governor,
I hope that you don’t mind if I check to see if you’re wearing a wire.
- Bill - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 9:57 am:
Stick with me and you’ll do very well for yourself.
- Rich Miller - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 9:59 am:
It might help if you identify who is talking. Thanks. Then again, maybe Bill’s post was deliberately vague. lol
- Anonymous - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 9:59 am:
Promise to remember me if I ever need a pardon?
- gray wolf - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:02 am:
Blago-”do you know of a nice church I can attend?”
- Da Poodle - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:02 am:
With apologies to Mr. Pay-Me-To-Read-Me….
“Hey, check out this new polo shirt. Do you like it? I got it in Wrigleyville. Did you see the Cubs last night? Weren’t they great? It reminded me of a book I read once on the Romans. I think I told you about that book before. Hey, speaking of Rome, I ran into DeLeo this morning. I love that guy. Isn’t he a hoot? He gave me a ride in his new car. What kind of car do you drive now? I don’t drive because I’m the governor. Do you like to drive? I remember years ago, when I first learned how to drive. Have you ever driven in LA? It’s crazy, man, I tell ya. I was just in Arizona. Saw the Cubs. Did I ask you about the Cubs game last night? Aren’t they great?”
“No.”
- Independent - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:02 am:
“Anything you need, Barry, you name it.”
(Dead silence)
- Anonymous - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:03 am:
“Stick with me Barack, and I’ll show you how it’s done”
(Obama, thinking to himself, “This guy is headed for the bottom bunk on the Yankton Express”)
- Fox Mulder - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:03 am:
Obama: “You gotta get, that, dirt off your shoulder…”
- heet101 - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:03 am:
Rod: “How’s my hair? Do you wear Lucky jeans too? Just look at all my signs…where are yours? I’d make the perfect running mate…we can bus these people anywhere!”
- tom from chicago - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:03 am:
Barak: No really, that’s close enough Rod.
- Anonymous - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:04 am:
A portrait of two men on their way to making history - each in their own way
- He Makes Ryan Look Like a Saint - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:04 am:
“Please Pardon me!!! Please Pardon Me!!!”
- Toni H - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:06 am:
Hey - did you hear the one about the Pope and the Rabbi?
- Ghost - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:10 am:
Rod: Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. Until that day accept this [rally] as a gift on my daughter’s [birthday] day.
- H20 - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:12 am:
Barack - Roddie, I hear your not taking your meds.
Rod - How about those Cubs last night.
- Friday blahs - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:13 am:
Barack’s thinking, “Forget the whole Rev. Wright thing. If a video of me with THIS guy shows up on YouTube, I’m toast.”
- Ghost - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:14 am:
oops to many days…need an edit box for posts :)
- Commonsense in Illinois - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:14 am:
Rod: See, Barack it’s like this. You pay for the bus and a box lunch and they hold up the signs, just like that and the t.v. reports how the people just love you…they really do.
Barack: I can’t believe this guy’s governor…
- Northside Bunker - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:19 am:
Blago: You know I have “Presidential Hair”.
Obama: Yes Rod, but I have the brains.
- Jake from Elwood - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:19 am:
Obama: “Rod, I have to pat you on the back for how smoothly you disassociated yourself from your father-in-law. I am taking notes in case I need to do likewise to a trusted advisor down the road.”
Blago: “Smile Barry the cameras are on. Do you want to go for a jog later?”
- Speaking At Will - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:22 am:
(Blago) I voted for Hilary.
- A Citizen - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:22 am:
Rod: “What did Tony send you for Christmas? I got an Envelope!”
Barry: “I just got a lousy 10 foot wide lot.”
- ZC - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:25 am:
Blago: “How much do you pay for your crowds?”
Obama: “Actually …”
- anon - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:26 am:
BO: Are you a working class white Democrat? If so, I need you to support me.
RB: I want Mike Leavitt’s job.
- MOON - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:26 am:
BLAGO : You know neither one of us is qualified to be president!
OBAMA: You are correct, but the voters have not figured that out with regards to me!
- Bluefish - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:27 am:
BO: Boy, I’m gonna regret this someday.
- Tollway Dan - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:29 am:
BARACK ~ Come on Rod, get up to the podium and give your “it’s a Win Win Day” speech. I promise, I’ll have all the reports locked up till you get done.
BLAGOJEVICH ~ Is my plane ready, I especially like take-offs and landings.
- VanillaMan - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:30 am:
BO: “As I am look into your crowd Governor, I see bitter ignorant people who will probably not understand me. They look like bowlers and smell like sausage and beer. Their fashions are so vulgar, and the logos on your signs are so , eighties!”
“I don’t see a single Abercrombie and Fitch hoodie in the bunch! What? They shop at JCPenney?”
“Do they have to play that music? That’s been SO DONE!”
“God! I hate slumming!”
- Sahims2 - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:35 am:
Obama says to Hot Rod - “OK, all those signs you gave out have my name on the back, right? Be sure to signal everyone to turn them over when the network camera guy starts shooting.”
Rod, “No problem, boss. Heh, Heh. just practicing for when you get into the White House.”
- DumberThanYouThink - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:36 am:
Blagoof: Hey I won’t leak the TR land sale to the Tribune if you promise me pardon!
BO: Done!
Blaggoof: (Tee Hee I had my fingers crossed)
BO: (Tee Hee. I had my fingers crossed)
- Name Withheld - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:40 am:
Blago: “and then the pope says ‘$5.00 - same as downtown…’”
- Toni H - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:44 am:
Rod: Hey - does this hair make my head look big?
Barry: uh…oh…uh…yeah..it does…
Rod: Hey - does this shirt make my head look big?
Barry: uh…oh…uh…yeah..it does…
Rod: Hey - enough about you, let’s talk about me!
- Ya Know..... - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:44 am:
BO: I’m lookin’ for a VP who knows the game.
RB: No problem; we’ve got Rezko in common, don’t we?
- ChiCountryGuy - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:49 am:
Rich, it’s Friday, let’s have some fun. Post a new thread for HR1231.
- Hey There - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 10:56 am:
Say….Rod, thank them for holding your signs up and a free CTA ticket will be issued for their efforts….but only, as you dictated, if they are elderly. I suggest a quick exit would be the key to eliminate any further embarrassment.
- Vole - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 11:01 am:
BO: Is that how they pronounce it in Scranton?
RB: Don’t screw it up!
- SSide - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 11:02 am:
Blago: “Can you consider me for Vice President?”
Obama: “No, se puede”
- Dan S, a Voter & Cubs Fan - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 11:03 am:
I want the top bunk, No I want the top bunk, wait better see what Tony wants.
- Wacker Drive - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 11:11 am:
Rod- NO! I’m not going up there, I see Patrick F.
Barack- I’m tellin’ you, he’s not there.
- GoAwayBadDream - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 11:18 am:
O: “Really. Breath mint Rod?”
- wordslinger - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 11:19 am:
B: “Rod, you’re standing on my foot.”
R: “Pardon me?”
B: “In your dreams — now get off my foot!”
- Anonymous - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 11:24 am:
Fired up?
Ready to go? (to jail?)
- Boone Logan Square - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 11:26 am:
“Rod, this is as close as you’ll ever get to the White House.”
- Bud Man - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 11:27 am:
AP: Presidential candidate Barack Obama shakes the hand of former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich at a campaign speech in 2006. Blagojevich, impeached six months ago, was recently indicted for activities related to his tenure as Governor.
Fox News: Senator and Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama embraces former Governor Rod Blagojevich at a re-election campaign speech in 2006. Blagojevich, the one-time popular Democrat Governor of Obama’s state, was impeached and later indicted on numerous counts related to organized corupution in state government.
- Louis G. Atsaves - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 11:31 am:
I say reform.
You say change.
What else can we both say to keep getting elected?
- Vole - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 11:37 am:
BO: I get to run against Keyes.
RB: I get to run against Topinka.
BO: You get campaign money from Rezko.
RB: You too!
BO: It just doesn’t get any easier than this! Hehehe.
- Levois - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 11:42 am:
Obama: “Can you chew gum and walk to the podium at the same time?”
- anon - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 11:42 am:
RB: GEEZ!!! Talk about testicular virility!!!
- Anonymous45 - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 11:55 am:
Rod: “Emil always liked you best!”
- North of I-80 - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 12:01 pm:
Rod: … then as you as you take office, you’ll fire Fitz right?
Barack: Change, yes… I have a pastor who would be perfect for the job.
- This one's for Rich - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 12:03 pm:
Have you read today’s Capitol Fax?
- Wumpus - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 12:15 pm:
So the little black girl says “Hey, Senator Obama” and she was talking to me!
- BehindTheScenes - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 12:17 pm:
(Either)
Geez! First liar doesn’t have a chance…
- dc - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 12:21 pm:
Rod: “You’ve been a great supporter and friend. I hear you’re going to be working in the new administration. I hope its something where you can… (bzzz).. make some money (bzzz)… some money (bzzz)… some money…(bzzz).”
Barack: Somebody get over here quick! The string is broken!”
- another pro-gunner - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 12:26 pm:
Yes, that’s very impressive. Is that why they call you “Rod”?
- downstater - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 12:36 pm:
Blago: Uh…I think I’m gonna need a pardon from you…and a job. Can I have the Lincoln bedroom?
- plutocrat03 - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 12:40 pm:
Now Rod, there may be a time I may have to distance myself from you and Tony.
Let him it is business not personal….
By the way keep those cards and cash coming.
- DownSouth - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 12:40 pm:
Good luck Rod. I’ll see you in 7-10 years.
- Gregor - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 12:46 pm:
“Can we trade speeches?”
- Cranky Old Man - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 12:49 pm:
RB-You promised to bring your kids? I need to hide behind them.
- Anon - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 12:51 pm:
Rod: “So then this little girl comes up to me and says ‘Oh my God, it’s Barack Obama.”
- Mmmmmm! - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 12:56 pm:
Blago: Those signs in the back say “Indict Blagojevich”.
Barack: What do you want for a box lunch?
- Dirt Guy - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 1:03 pm:
BO - If you, Madigan and Emil were in a boat together, and it sank, who would be saved?
RB - Why me of course, I’m the most important person in Illinois, maybe the Universe.
BO - NO ROD! The State of Illinois would be saved.
- Ahem - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 1:12 pm:
Rod: OK, Barak, warm up the crowd real nice and then I’ll bring it on home. Thanks for being on the dais with me. Soon, when I’m president, I’ll give you a cabinet position.
Barak: Indeed.
- GoAwayBadDream - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 1:13 pm:
RB: “I think I see Rich Miller out there.”
BO: “Smile, wave, and run left.”
- sine die - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 1:16 pm:
“I’ll trade you Rezco,Kelly,KJ, and Ali for a player to be named later…”
- st.paddy - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 1:17 pm:
I’ve got a bunch of kids standing by the gate in case we need to get out of here quick.
- Snidely Whiplash - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 1:17 pm:
“Trust me, roll with the ‘reform’ schtick … look at me, I’m rolling in dough!”
- A Citizen - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 1:21 pm:
“You look statesmanlike and I’ll look statesmanlike and we’ll shake hands looking very serious and those idiots out there will vote for us . . . again.
- Snidely Whiplash - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 1:22 pm:
“I kept telling Rezko: ‘You’ve got to reach up HERE to check for a wire!’”
- BandCamp - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 1:26 pm:
R: “There’s a guy playing a tuba behind you!”
O: “Relax. What are you, a TUBAPHOBE!?”
- Snidely Whiplash - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 1:40 pm:
“There’s a time and place for everything, Rod, but this ISN’T an airport men’s room!”
- God's Country - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 1:41 pm:
BO: “No, I’m not having the Department of Education create and fund a Governor’s School”.
- GoBearsss - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 1:45 pm:
“Hey, whaddya think the chances are of a guy with a funny name being elected president?”
- If It Walks Like a Duck... - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 1:46 pm:
Real estate deals on the Southside? No, better leave Patti out of this - trust me Barack - Tony’s our “go to” guy.
- District 49 - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 1:55 pm:
“Sen. Demuzio is looking HOT!”
- Cup of Blues - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 1:56 pm:
Obama- So Rod, I see you’ve cleaned up Illinois.
Rod- CASH IS KING!
- bluedog demo - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 2:00 pm:
It is ” the best of times and the worst of times ” in Illinois politics !
- Moline Maleman - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 2:02 pm:
O wears that same shirt every Tuesday and Thursday while B wears his blues on Saturday only. So what day is it?
- Bruno - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 2:04 pm:
R: Since Tony’s home now, ya want go to his barbeque Sunday?
B: I’m a little busy these days Rod.
R: Oh, what have you been up too?
B: How about those Cubs!
- Amuzing Myself - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 2:06 pm:
Blagojevich: “Do you Polka?!”
- anon - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 2:08 pm:
“I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine….”
- GofGelnview - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 2:11 pm:
“I feel like I need a shower”- Cari
- Ron Burgundy - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 2:15 pm:
Obama: Lot of supporters you have here, Rod.
Blago: Those aren’t supporters. Those are process servers.
- Anon14 - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 2:28 pm:
Rod: “HOW do you pronounce your middle name!!!”
- South Side Mike - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 2:35 pm:
After witnessing the two tie the knot in Boston, well wishers try to help Barack spell his new last name.
- Dirt Guy - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 2:45 pm:
BO thinking to himself “Geez, I hate touching this guy. He’s so greazy!”
- phocion - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 3:20 pm:
Rich - have you laughed yet?
- Rich Miller - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 3:20 pm:
Once.
- Yellow Dog Democrat - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 3:47 pm:
Obama: “Psst..Rod, don’t stand so close, I’m running for President.”
Blago: “Oh, yeah sure….Have you picked a running mate?”
- Reality Check - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 4:02 pm:
BO to RB:
Cost of a job in state government: $25,000 & up
Cost of a top flight legal defense: $3,000,000 & up
You and George Ryan sharing a cell: priceless
- Cranky Old Man - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 4:21 pm:
RB - Barack, thanks for helping me with the Crazy Roddy’s Illinois Liquididation Sale. Repeat after me, “The Illinois Lottery, IT’S GOTTA GO!!! The Thompson Building, IT’S GOTTA GO!!! NO OFFER TOO LOW BECAUSE I’M CRAZY!!!”
- Cranky Old Man - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 4:22 pm:
Liquidation.
- Beverly Ascaradis - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 5:15 pm:
Barack: Pardon me, Rod.
Rod: No, pardon Tony.
- Democrat - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 5:21 pm:
You think got trouble with Rezko, have you seen my Pastor?
- so-called "Austin Mayor" - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 5:47 pm:
Reminds me of Good Friday services:
‘While he was still speaking, Blago arrived. With him was a large crowd.
‘(Now the betrayer had given them a sign, saying, “The one I kiss is the man. Arrest him!”) Immediately he went up to Obama and said, “Greetings, Teacher,” and kissed him.
‘Obama said to him, “Friend, do what you are here to do.” Then they came and took hold of Obama and arrested him.’
Again, I’m afraid I took the wrong lessons from Sunday School…
– SCAM
so-called “Austin Mayor”
http://austinmayor.blogspot.com
- Aon14 - Friday, Apr 25, 08 @ 7:07 pm:
Rod: “You see B, that’s how you give a good speech!”
- Speaking at Will - Saturday, Apr 26, 08 @ 8:45 am:
Blago to Obama:
I’m a big fan of Mike Bost, how about you?
- Beowulf - Saturday, Apr 26, 08 @ 3:01 pm:
Rod: “It seems that your campaign has been losing momentum here lately ever since the Reverend Wright, Tony Rezko, & Louis Farahkan relationships came to light. I think that I can help you out.”
Barack:”Forgive me for not looking directly at you Rod. I am afraid that somebody might think that we are friends if they see me talking to you. How can you help me?”
Rod: “Normally, I would ask for a nominal campaign donation of around $25,000 but for you, it will be on the house. I will agree to allow you to tell the media and voters that if elected, you will be choosing me as your running mate! That should throw you over the top and Hillary will be toast.”
Now, come on Rich, THAT IS FUNNY.
- GofGelnview - Saturday, Apr 26, 08 @ 3:44 pm:
rich- you have to give it to Ron Burgundy…His quote is the best.